Ever write a poem for someone who touched your life so much.

**whoseyourdaddy** · 12-06-15, 00:12

Originally Posted by amylove69

Puked in the bin ,,,,

Amy rose

**tom sand** · 12-06-15, 00:16

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

Amy rose

picked her nose

**SteveB** · 12-06-15, 07:09

Ah freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.

**SteveB** · 12-06-15, 07:14

**willie wacker** · 12-06-15, 08:23

Well doc .:

the sly one was great at writing poetry
You want to see the poems he use to write for Maya X

**Westsidex** · 12-06-15, 08:25

Originally Posted by amylove69

poetry is not about rhyming, but about feelings and emotion.

thats true. I get very emotional everytime I see or hear a poetry book. So emotional in fact that I could shove it up the readers hole. FFs give me a long sandy beach at nightfall anyday.

poetry??
Westside.

**Westsidex** · 12-06-15, 08:27

I once knew a couple
whose name was McKhan
they gave birth to a boy
a fine young man
baptism day came
at the church down the lane
and the priest fuckin fainted
when he heard the babies name........
they called him Genghis McKhan.

Westside.

**bettercallsaul** · 12-06-15, 08:29

Originally Posted by Westsidex

I once knew a couple
whose name was McKhan
they gave birth to a boy
a fine young man
baptism day came
at the church down the lane
and the priest fuckin fainted
when he heard the babies name........
they called him Genghis McKhan.

Westside.

Started off badly,downhill a bit in the middle and the less said about the end the better.
Apart from that it was excellent.

**SteveB** · 12-06-15, 08:34

There once was a plumber from Lee
When he was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said, Stop, someones coming
He said, I know,
That someone who's coming is me!

**Westsidex** · 12-06-15, 08:34

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Started off badly,downhill a bit in the middle and the less said about the end the better.
Apart from that it was excellent.

sounds like your birth.

Westside.

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