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    Angry Everyone is beginning to look the same

    And I don’t think it’s just because I’m now the wrong side of 37. I didn’t want to post this on anyone’s congratulations on your new photos thread but all the escorts look the same as each other lately.
    Are they all using that same photographer who doesn’t know when to stop with airbrushing? A size 6 or 8 lady looks exactly like a size 12 or 14 lady. No way of knowing.
    Rather than this be a rant I’d like to thank the ladies who post casual photos in their profile albums. I know they can be touched up too but they bear a closer resemblance to reality than the work of that butcher.
    Thank you ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quattroporte View Post
    And I don’t think it’s just because I’m now the wrong side of 37. I didn’t want to post this on anyone’s congratulations on your new photos thread but all the escorts look the same as each other lately.
    Are they all using that same photographer who doesn’t know when to stop with airbrushing? A size 6 or 8 lady looks exactly like a size 12 or 14 lady. No way of knowing.
    Rather than this be a rant I’d like to thank the ladies who post casual photos in their profile albums. I know they can be touched up too but they bear a closer resemblance to reality than the work of that butcher.
    Thank you ladies.
    I knew I have to take more selfies..
    Naughty videos on EF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quattroporte View Post
    And I don’t think it’s just because I’m now the wrong side of 37. I didn’t want to post this on anyone’s congratulations on your new photos thread but all the escorts look the same as each other lately.
    Are they all using that same photographer who doesn’t know when to stop with airbrushing? A size 6 or 8 lady looks exactly like a size 12 or 14 lady. No way of knowing.
    Rather than this be a rant I’d like to thank the ladies who post casual photos in their profile albums. I know they can be touched up too but they bear a closer resemblance to reality than the work of that butcher.
    Thank you ladies.
    I know what you mean you could hardly tell me and rachel apart!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    Stick a wig on you pal and you ARE Rachel it's like latoya and Michael years ago they were the sme person lol
    You never know we could be the same person!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    Stick a wig on you pal and you ARE Rachel it's like latoya and Michael years ago they were the sme person lol
    Only he would be better looking than me

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbiemack475 View Post
    You never know we could be the same person!
    Don't say that, some will believe it

    ps. Hi sexy
    Naughty videos on EF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    Only he would be better looking than me


    Don't say that, some will believe it

    ps. Hi sexy
    Hello to you too, its like looking in the mirror!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    "Only he would be better looking than me"
    Who's a pretty lady looking for compliments then :-)
    You are beautiful that's why your do expensive. Well that and the ability to suck golf balls through a hose pipe
    I hope some day money is no longer and I can barter my way into your knickers lol





    QUOTE=Rachel Divine;1567501]Only he would be better looking than me


    Don't say that, some will believe it

    ps. Hi sexy
    [/QUOTE]

    I hope you realise barter for what you propose is now illegal in NI ;-)
    And probably coming to a cinema near you in the South, sometime soon too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    "Only he would be better looking than me"
    Who's a pretty lady looking for compliments then :-)
    You are beautiful that's why your do expensive. Well that and the ability to suck golf balls through a hose pipe
    I hope some day money is no longer and I can barter my way into your knickers lol





    QUOTE=Rachel Divine;1567501]Only he would be better looking than me


    Don't say that, some will believe it

    ps. Hi sexy
    [/QUOTE]


    Your haggling skills are amateur
    Last edited by SmallHorn; 08-06-15 at 21:05.

    Send nudes

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    That's just your opinion ! I think I am savage at the bartering pal



    QUOTE=SmallHorn;1567624]


    My opinion is always correct.











    Your haggling skills are amateur[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

    Send nudes

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallhorn
    Your haggling skills are amateur
    listen to this lad, how else do you think he got his 46 reviews?

    paying full price?

    pffft.
    Last edited by funlover12; 08-06-15 at 21:26.

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