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    Default Crash diet regime ........

    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??
    What! you trying to lose or gain weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie in a Bottle View Post
    What! you trying to lose or gain weight
    You could lose weight with 6 glasses of red wine per day at 250 ml per glass. No food allowed though, unless you like celery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    You could lose weight with 6 glasses of red wine per day at 250 ml per glass. No food allowed though, unless you like celery?
    and you could also lose the will to live very quickly too. I love my spuds and meat too much

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    How much weight do you want to lose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie in a Bottle View Post
    and you could also lose the will to live very quickly too. I love my spuds and meat too much
    It's not a diet I would recommend, but he seemed more interested in the wine than the food.

    I find M&S is good for diets if you like your meat and 2 veg kind of thing. They have these cute little meals which are relatively low calorie and make calorie counting a doddle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??
    You must be going on holidays in 5 weeks

    Send nudes

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??
    He needs to find the jade monkey before the next full moon
    I WAS SENT BY HIM WHO IS CALLED I AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??
    Crash diets dont work because youll rebound again. Just eat and drink less and move more for a start. I drink a small bit of red wine every night before bed so my blood stays on the thin side and I dont get a heart attack and die. That would be an awful shame.

    Westside.

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    Ketogenic Diet. I've followed one stricly for the last number of months and it's given me abs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Crash diets dont work because youll rebound again. Just eat and drink less and move more for a start..
    Most "Diets" in the conventional sense of the word are pointless. People go on a diet with the intention of coming off the diet once again and eating crap once more, which will of course guarantee a relapse. A diet (of any type) for it to be effective, has to be a permanent change of eating habits.

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