Ever got lost on an Escort Appointment?

[bootboy]

I spent half an hour going up and down Ringsend looking for an apartment- I nearly gave up several times but I persevered and met her But I was tired and pissed off by the time I met the girl -Nice girl though - not around any more

Me too , sounds like same place, same girl !!

[bootboy]

Got locked into a private garden of one of the Blocks in Sandyford. Thankfully the escort answered her phone and came down and saved me.

[annabel taylor]

I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.

Did you walk in the gate before final directions

[SmallHorn]

I got lost finding an escorts apartment late at night, I did say I'd book for an hour, when I finally found her apartment, she took my money for an hour, then she said I'm only doing 1/2 an a hour and the other money is for wasting my time as she declined two other appointments while she was waiting for me. She seemed a bit bipolar, I didn't want to start an argument so said ok.
Won't be going back.

I hope you raided her underwear drawer and mixed up all her shoes in the wardrobe.

[redcar2]

Always get lost sure what's the harm,you get there eventually.
Then I get text "where are you or what's keeping you" and then I start to feel I'm in a triathlon.

I blame the music they play in the elevators,you forget why you are there.

[annabel taylor]

Always get lost sure what's the harm,you get there eventually.
Then I get text "where are you or what's keeping you" and then I start to feel I'm in a triathlon.

I blame the music they play in the elevators,you forget why you are there.

I think a touch of gobshiteness in your case

[weeschmoo]

I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.

And from using paragraphs it would seem.

[redcar2]

I think a touch of gobshiteness in your case

In your case I think clue-do would be more apt

[annabel taylor]

In your case I think clue-do would be more apt

You never bloody listen when you been told either.. always a smart answer your lucky you get bookings quite frankly

Its a good thing you do good gifts, well when you buy what I tell you

[redcar2]

You never bloody listen when you been told either.. always a smart answer your lucky you get bookings quite frankly

Its a good thing you do good gifts, well when you buy what I tell you

Meh!!

Who's frank?
Hope he has a good sat nav.