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    Hi everyone, I'm new to the boards, however I have been "on the scene" for about seven years now. I never felt compelled to join the boards and get involved in the discussions, until now. Over the years I have been very lucky to have spent some time with some incredible ladies. So last Sunday after scrolling through my options I made an appointment to see a very one known girl who has an excellent reputation. This time I opted for massage only, having travelled well over the years I have had some amazing massages. This girl promised pretty much the Earth, Moon and the stars on the description of her services on her page, so I thought that given her reputation I could not go wrong, I went wrong alright. To cut a long story short I could have given myself a better massage. She rubbed my back and and my legs, she even tickled my balls twice I think. I got my happy ending to be fair and it was a happy one. Some girls who offer a "sensational, sensual trip to the heights of delight" should think again and buck up their ideas and techniques. Oh and perhaps sit in and watch a real pro like Ana Massage (the real one) in action. Rant over!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamCatcher View Post
    Hi everyone, I'm new to the boards, however I have been "on the scene" for about seven years now. I never felt compelled to join the boards and get involved in the discussions, until now. Over the years I have been very lucky to have spent some time with some incredible ladies. So last Sunday after scrolling through my options I made an appointment to see a very one known girl who has an excellent reputation. This time I opted for massage only, having travelled well over the years I have had some amazing massages. This girl promised pretty much the Earth, Moon and the stars on the description of her services on her page, so I thought that given her reputation I could not go wrong, I went wrong alright. To cut a long story short I could have given myself a better massage. She rubbed my back and and my legs, she even tickled my balls twice I think. I got my happy ending to be fair and it was a happy one. Some girls who offer a "sensational, sensual trip to the heights of delight" should think again and buck up their ideas and techniques. Oh and perhaps sit in and watch a real pro like Ana Massage (the real one) in action. Rant over!
    That sounds very disappointing. I would love to have good massages either on their own or included but slow to do so as few girls take pride in that service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamCatcher View Post
    Hi everyone, I'm new to the boards, however I have been "on the scene" for about seven years now. I never felt compelled to join the boards and get involved in the discussions, until now. Over the years I have been very lucky to have spent some time with some incredible ladies. So last Sunday after scrolling through my options I made an appointment to see a very one known girl who has an excellent reputation. This time I opted for massage only, having travelled well over the years I have had some amazing massages. This girl promised pretty much the Earth, Moon and the stars on the description of her services on her page, so I thought that given her reputation I could not go wrong, I went wrong alright. To cut a long story short I could have given myself a better massage. She rubbed my back and and my legs, she even tickled my balls twice I think. I got my happy ending to be fair and it was a happy one. Some girls who offer a "sensational, sensual trip to the heights of delight" should think again and buck up their ideas and techniques. Oh and perhaps sit in and watch a real pro like Ana Massage (the real one) in action. Rant over!
    I like massages too and some are better than othesr, maybe a review might be the order of the day
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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    I like massages too and some are better than othesr, maybe a review might be the order of the day
    That's a novel idea, but hardly likely to catch on.

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    Actually you're all right, I should leave a review and I will.

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    Write a review. Warn the public!

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    Spend another 50 and get yourself a proper Thai massage before you go see a full service escort . That's the way to treat yourself.

    Remember escorts are not massage therapists and very few have any interest in learning the proper techniques .

    So do the maths , 80 for escort 50 for massage , that's 90 minutes of bliss for 130 .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playitsam View Post
    Spend another 50 and get yourself a proper Thai massage before you go see a full service escort . That's the way to treat yourself.

    Remember escorts are not massage therapists and very few have any interest in learning the proper techniques .

    So do the maths , 80 for escort 50 for massage , that's 90 minutes of bliss for 130 .

    I don't think its a lack of training , its down to mere interest, effort and attitude. Trumps Certs of qualification any day !

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamCatcher View Post
    Hi everyone, I'm new to the boards, however I have been "on the scene" for about seven years now. I never felt compelled to join the boards and get involved in the discussions, until now. Over the years I have been very lucky to have spent some time with some incredible ladies. So last Sunday after scrolling through my options I made an appointment to see a very one known girl who has an excellent reputation. This time I opted for massage only, having travelled well over the years I have had some amazing massages. This girl promised pretty much the Earth, Moon and the stars on the description of her services on her page, so I thought that given her reputation I could not go wrong, I went wrong alright. To cut a long story short I could have given myself a better massage. She rubbed my back and and my legs, she even tickled my balls twice I think. I got my happy ending to be fair and it was a happy one. Some girls who offer a "sensational, sensual trip to the heights of delight" should think again and buck up their ideas and techniques. Oh and perhaps sit in and watch a real pro like Ana Massage (the real one) in action. Rant over!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ana massage View Post
    The real one?
    I am sorry to hear about your bad experience
    I'm pretty sure there's another girl who goes by the name of Ana Massage? I could be wrong about that of course but for me there's only one. I visited you a few times in a previous incarnation and you are absolutely awesome! A good massage is better than sex I think. Controversial opinion perhaps but if massage is done properly it's without comparison.

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