zoeanna, will you marry me?

[nick cotton]

hello zoeanna,

are you sitting down with a strong cuppa tea? No? well you should be, and just put one sugar in mine luv, and try stirring it clockwise

here zoeanna, its coming up to valentines day on January 14th hows about you and me getting hitched

think of all the presents all those lovely people will get us when we get married

and it,ll give me a good reason to let you go out for an evening

yeah, we,ll have a big old style cockney knees-up for you zoeanna

look, see, i got you a 2 carrot gold engagement ring

go on zoeanna, marry me