I am only a phone call away.

**bollocks** · 21-05-15, 17:57

Thats what she says .....could be anwhere in the world,,,,,,,,,,,,,but then I cant find a bleeding coin box phone.........so wats the use

**UB40** · 21-05-15, 18:52

Why would you need a coin box phone?

**nonpareil** · 21-05-15, 21:01

Originally Posted by UB40

Why would you need a coin box phone?

Cos he's an old fashioned bollocks.

**UB40** · 21-05-15, 22:50

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

I thought you were offering your services as a shoulder to cry on or something!

I'm only a little disappointed.

Yes I agree that Bollocks should offer this service to disgruntled clients! (& escorts - he will like that!)

**Gobshite** · 22-05-15, 18:29

Originally Posted by UB40

Why would you need a coin box phone?

He only knows how to use them phones, with the A and B buttons.

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