Animal Sex

[Noah]

Not exactly what you might think it is given the title of the thread, however, over Christmas, i had sex with a lady friend of mine that i had not seen in awhile on top of a horse !, i was in the saddle and she sat on top of me, it was one of those things certainly not planned, but nonetheless, very very interesting, the bloody horse kept moving around and even walked over to one of his other horsey mates in the stable to have a chat whilst we were in mid bang bang., my lady friend was very happy, it was not till the car journey home that i had a good laugh as to the circumstances of the situation, it popped into my mind again this morning, has anyone else here done this, or even had sex with a lady friend astride another animal, an elephant perhaps.

Or do we have any little fantasies amongst the audience today

[Patricia]

Are you for real?

Ah you've gotta love E-I... If you shared this anywhere else people wouldn't understand!

[Noah]

Oh yes, i am delinitely for real you little minx, you should try it, you already have the riding whip, if you need an experienced hand, well just because you love me, my only regret is that i did'nt bring an apple for that fine animal, and some hay for the horse too, stop you kill me.

[gooner]

quote - "Oh yes, i am delinitely for real you little minx"

just so you know that "nicegirlsarenice" is a bloke!!!!

he posted same on another thread after Liz made the same mistake!

how about the two of you and a dog and a girl on a horse in a stable with other horses and Patricia writing the new rules while we all watch?????

[Irish Fiona]

quote - "Oh yes, i am delinitely for real you little minx"

just so you know that "nicegirlsarenice" is a bloke!!!!

he posted same on another thread after Liz made the same mistake!

how about the two of you and a dog and a girl on a horse in a stable with other horses and Patricia writing the new rules while we all watch?????

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, that sounds fantastic!!!

[Oven Ready Eddie]

how about the two of you and a dog and a girl on a horse in a stable with other horses and Patricia writing the new rules while we all watch?????

anyone want to throw an old cock into the mix?

I can juggle

[Oven Ready Eddie]

Oh yes, i am delinitely for real you little minx

I draw the line at little minx's. They are vicious little bastards. I prefer ferrets or at a pinch a stoat

[cantwell4]

Many years ago I was with a girl I was seeing from time to time. I knew she was bi, and had a girlfriend that was a more regular visitor than me.The girlfriend, lets call her Marie, was too butch for my liking, but 1 night I was with my friend and accidentally met Marie. After a few drinks we went back to Marie's place, where I was intruduced to a lovely german sheppard pup. A few more drinks and the 3 of us ended up in bed together.
I wasn't really into Marie, but the temptation of the 3-some was too much, and eventually really got into it, while the pup played on the floor.
We were in a small "daisy chain", with me as centre-piece, and we were giving it holly. Marie was giving me head, my friend was giving her head and I was giving my friend head, and Marie was rapidly becoming the most beautiful dyke in Europe, when the most foul smell I ever had the misfortune to encounter filled the room - the bloody dog had suddenly developed the scutters and crapped all over the bedroom floor!
My fantasy of a 3-some, with 1 a genuine lesbian and the other bi-sexual had been realised and shattered, both at the same time.
Probably not the animal sex story you were looking for, but that animal is now well dead, and so is my fantasy, forever!!

[knight-mayors]

Many years ago I was with a girl............- the bloody dog had suddenly developed the scutters and crapped all over the bedroom floor!

happens me every other day mate now we trained the dog 2 keep lickin out de wife even after it shits, i can send u som fotos mate

[nicegirlsarenice]

Or do we have any little fantasies amongst the audience today

I don't know how true it is but I read on a message board once a guy who said both him and his dog fuck his girlfriend and she loves it. I've often thought about that and fantasized about having a girlfriend and a dog like that. Unfortunately right now I have neither.