At the moment, once a user has posted more than 1000 posts they become an "Escort Expert". I was thinking it would be nice to come up with a new system, where users get a new user title at the outset which then changes as they hit the 50, 100, 250, 500, 1000 etc marks. Anyone got any good ideas?

E.g.

Noob
Rookie
Member
Full Member
Super Member
Spammer
Super Spammer

or

getting started...feeling tipsey...seeing double... and so on

or

dabbling...regular user...frequent user...becoming addicted...addicted... certified sex addict