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    At the moment, once a user has posted more than 1000 posts they become an "Escort Expert". I was thinking it would be nice to come up with a new system, where users get a new user title at the outset which then changes as they hit the 50, 100, 250, 500, 1000 etc marks. Anyone got any good ideas?

    E.g.

    Noob
    Rookie
    Member
    Full Member
    Super Member
    Spammer
    Super Spammer

    or

    getting started...feeling tipsey...seeing double... and so on

    or

    dabbling...regular user...frequent user...becoming addicted...addicted... certified sex addict

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    At the moment, once a user has posted more than 1000 posts they become an "Escort Expert". I was thinking it would be nice to come up with a new system, where users get a new user title at the outset which then changes as they hit the 50, 100, 250, 500, 1000 etc marks. Anyone got any good ideas?

    E.g.

    Noob
    Rookie
    Member
    Full Member
    Super Member
    Spammer
    Super Spammer

    or

    getting started...feeling tipsey...seeing double... and so on

    or

    dabbling...regular user...frequent user...becoming addicted...addicted... certified sex addict
    Escort Expert

    I'm still not

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    [QUOTE=Patricia;59571]At the moment, once a user has posted more than 1000 posts they become an "Escort Expert". I was thinking it would be nice to come up with a new system, where users get a new user title at the outset which then changes as they hit the 50, 100, 250, 500, 1000 etc marks. Anyone got any good ideas?

    E.g.

    Noob
    Rookie
    Member
    Full Member
    Super Member
    Spammer
    Super Spammer

    or

    getting started...feeling tipsey...seeing double... and so on



    Hi Pat read your rules..........and now im xxx xxx xxx'ing

    Hows about - Escort Icon
    Hot To Trot
    Sex Machine
    Porn Star
    Page 3 Babe
    Babe Magnate

    For the Men

    Serial Escort User
    Postman Pat
    Virgin On The Rediculous
    Something For The Weekend
    Bowl A Maiden Over
    Century Hot Rod


    Sure I will think of loads more as will the others xxx xxx xxx Lizzy


    P.S. Where has the edit button gone on the posts, on some its there and others not?

    P.P.S Brenda is over the 1,000 mark too!!!

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    Thanks Liz.

    I think the edit button only shows for a limited amount of time after you post (e.g. 30 mins), so you can edit a post straight after you've made it, but you can't go back and change what you said a longer time after you said it.

    Re Brenda. I'm guessing she doesn't have 'escort expert' as she is a different usergroup to you and others - 'escort advertiser' as opposed to 'registered user'. When we impliment new user titles I'll make sure they apply to all usergroups.

    Pat x

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    Patricia, you're going to need a special category for Westie, after all, he's got over 2500 posts to his credit now. Given that he's always saying "Goodbye" and telling us that he's finally departing the site, why not have a "Retirement Pending" title for him.

    When he does finally retire, present him with a gold watch, so he wont need to log in all the time just to check the time on the E-I clock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Patricia, you're going to need a special category for Westie, after all, he's got over 2500 posts to his credit now. Given that he's always saying "Goodbye" and telling us that he's finally departing the site, why not have a "Retirement Pending" title for him.

    When he does finally retire, present him with a gold watch, so he wont need to log in all the time just to check the time on the E-I clock.

    Brilliant..........as usual............ xxx

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