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    Unhappy Guys who don't know how to shower!!

    It happened me a few times and now it happened me again!! Please help me understand how can you make a shower and still be smelly??? I had this guy in the morning, i asked him to have a shower and when he shows up in the room i almost get sick because of the sweating smell!!Seriously??? I offered you a clean towel, a clean bathroom full of shower gels and soaps and you just go there , getting wet and come back to me in 30 sec! And then you want me to kiss your body and show you a lot of passion!! I manage very hard to give him a good session and now im sitting on the balcony with all my windows open trying to get out the smell!! What should i do in these situation, without being rude or offense the client?

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    if you hold an orange up to your nose whilst having sex you will only smell the orange. perhaps tie it onto your nose

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    Smile and Say: "Nice try Honey" and send him back to the shower again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    if you hold an orange up to your nose whilst having sex you will only smell the orange. perhaps tie it onto your nose
    Yeah... I think this will be a turn on for every guy!)

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    Just send him back in, or refuse service.
    Don't worry about offending him, he didn't worry about offending you by not showering properly hun xx
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    Not very nice really

    Maybe put a bucket of soapy water above the door and when they walk in, Bob's your uncle.
    Don't waste your time looking back.
    You're not going that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klittyliker View Post
    Smile and Say: "Nice try Honey" and send him back to the shower again.
    That will be funny!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Floki View Post
    Not very nice really

    Maybe put a bucket of soapy water above the door and when they walk in, Bob's your uncle.
    Thank you!!!! You gave me the best solution! ) )

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    maybe you should have got in the shower, with him tell him about soaps and gels

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylove69 View Post
    Just send him back in, or refuse service.
    Don't worry about offending him, he didn't worry about offending you by not showering properly hun xx
    You are very right!! :*

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