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    Default I'm waiting for a lady to be ready

    I'm waiting for the past 15 minutes for a lady to be ready.
    It's pissing rain and I'm wet and very cold.

    I doubt the little lad will work at this rate.
    He might need mouth to mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I'm waiting for the past 15 minutes for a lady to be ready.
    It's pissing rain and I'm wet and very cold.

    I doubt the little lad will work at this rate.
    He might need mouth to mouth
    pmsl !!!!! .: doc
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    You have to break the code...

    2mins honey, means I'm just applying the finishing touches to my makeup, I will text you back in 5!!
    5 mins darling, means I'm just out the shower see you in fifteen
    15 mins sexy, I'm still with a client go get a pint see you in 1/2 hour
    30 mins babe, go home and try ringing me tomorrow!!
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    You have to break the code...

    2mins honey, means I'm just applying the finishing touches to my makeup, I will text you back in 5!!
    5 mins darling, means I'm just out the shower see you in fifteen
    15 mins sexy, I'm still with a client go get a pint see you in 1/2 hour
    30 mins babe, go home and try ringing me tomorrow!!
    you sound like a man with good experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie View Post
    you sound like a man with good experience
    Who me...
    Last edited by Best Before; 02-05-15 at 17:21.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie View Post
    you sound like a man with experience
    Never a truer word said, NN

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    Did you get in ? was it worth the wait ?
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    You have to break the code...

    2mins honey, means I'm just applying the finishing touches to my makeup, I will text you back in 5!!
    5 mins darling, means I'm just out the shower see you in fifteen
    15 mins sexy, I'm still with a client go get a pint see you in 1/2 hour
    30 mins babe, go home and try ringing me tomorrow!!
    Not all escorts behave like SophieX you know!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EIFII View Post
    Not all escorts behave like SophieX you know!!
    She ain't the worst by a long shot
    But her excuses are probably the most amusing, considering most her time keeping woes can be attributed to her online presence here
    Last edited by Best Before; 02-05-15 at 18:07.
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