Just to lighten the mood, did any of the escorts here ever get a guys jocks off, only to find he had pulled a hand brake turn in his under crackers ( thats a pooh mark to everbody ), even if the lad has a shower, you just know that he's a non arse wiping smelly bugger, what a knacker, or worse, and here's the big one, did any of the ladies ever find themselves in the same position, surely not.....For the record, i am wonderously clean