Skidmark Alert

[annasavicha]

Wild,

Last month when i was in Cork i had a client come visit me that did the - what you call perfume from a bottle but it was obvioiusly after shave.

He was spotless and a lovely guy - but the taste of his aftershave was so over powering i just cannot say........

Guys take note please - i totally agree with AnnaS too but then i would of used a wet wipe and cleaned said area - dont you ladies travel with baby wet wipes they cost next to nothing from any Boots the Chemist.......... BUY LOTS NOW BEFORE THEY ALL SHUT - IF IT CAN HAPPEN TO WOOLIES...........xxx Lizzy xxx

Liz,i do use wipes,but when i see THIS WIPES JUST DONT DO IT FOR ME,I JUST CANT DO IT

i have wipes just on locker beside bed wet and dry ones,but i want it to be washed.

You can wipe off the visible part but not the smell.......it just stays there


I better have no money than dirty cock

[Wildthang]

I would never never never be without them. Showers are taken but there is sometimes STILL nastiness even after they shower.

lizzy ....wipes are ok for mopping up during, but if the person has still "nastiness" as you put it after a shower then there is seriously somthing wrong with thier ability to wash themselfs.


oh and remeber showers can be fun too.

Ladies feel free to run your own mini " how clean is ur cock" class and show those who dnt know how to wash thier ass n penis just how it shud be done. Just think of the service you will be doing for the next girl the guy meets.

Lets make the world a cleaner n dirtyer place all at the same time!

[Wildthang]

Liz,i do use wipes,but when i see THIS WIPES JUST DONT DO IT FOR ME,I JUST CANT DO IT

i have wipes just on locker beside bed wet and dry ones,but i want it to be washed.

You can wipe off the visible part but not the smell.......it just stays there


I better have no money than dirty cock

Your so right Anna and its good to see a lady who takes pride inherself.

If a guy cant t ake the time to shower n be clean for the lady, well does he deserve to be with the lady??

[anon361]

I'm never cleaner than when I go to see an escort, have a shower before I set off to meet, again when I arrive just incase and if I can when I leave or if not when I get home No shower means no visit, if an escort handed me a babywipe I'd get up and leave

[Wildthang]

I'm never cleaner than when I go to see an escort, have a shower before I set off to meet, again when I arrive just incase and if I can when I leave or if not when I get home No shower means no visit, if an escort handed me a babywipe I'd get up and leave

Good man! this shud be the standard the shud be set for all visits...........and it wrks both ways,, if a shower is offered and the guy refuses! do you really wana see tht guy girls??


Oh n doesnt anyone llike sex in the shower anymore??? its so much fun.

[Noah]

No body wants to be labelled as the smelly one, there few things more refreshing than a good hot shower, after the gym, a days work, if you have been travelling or if just the mood takes you, certainly if your going to screw someone, you may arrive sweaty, but hop into the shower for a bit, even suggest that your lady friend joins in too, that way, after toweling each other dry, you can make one heck of a mess. No girl wants to find melted cheese under a mans foreskin, but we lads like doggie style, but sometimes you get a niff from the under carraige, not good at all ! So my mantra is WET, WASH, DRY AND FLY. . Ring-a-ding-ding

[annasavicha]

No body wants to be labelled as the smelly one, there few things more refreshing than a good hot shower, after the gym, a days work, if you have been travelling or if just the mood takes you, certainly if your going to screw someone, you may arrive sweaty, but hop into the shower for a bit, even suggest that your lady friend joins in too, that way, after toweling each other dry, you can make one heck of a mess. No girl wants to find melted cheese under a mans foreskin, but we lads like doggie style, but sometimes you get a niff from the under carraige, not good at all ! So my mantra is WET, WASH, DRY AND FLY. . Ring-a-ding-ding

Well,i found one on one of my most polished ones of all the time......


It just changed my all opinion of a guy.........probably for all the time..........


I know ladies have accidents,and i must admitt even me,as once i after session i went into bathroom,and noticedi ve bright mark on my tight,but i was not due at all

Gosh!!!!!!!That was so embarassing......

I started to panic,i ran into room shouting 'show me your hands!'
Guy tought i m thinking he s robbing something..........

I told him,and apologised,as that was one of my moooost embarassinng moments eeever

He acted normal,as he seen i am upset already,and it was not big deal for him,but it was for me......

That made him special for me,as he did not panicked and did not blamed me,etc..i really appreciate it,and he earned a few credits,and our further dates got more special,as i seen in true situation what person is like.

Now when i reminded it to him,he was just smiling


ps-i did not noticed it earlier,as i had nothing prior in shower and when washing etc,and in room we had candles and stuff or whatever,so.......

[ninebythree]

I met an Asian woman few months ago & when she comes down my way we meet up for a while, shes a real beaut but sex mad, 2 weeks ago I asked her to leave me her knickers she had worn since the previous day off I went home with her knickers in a bag, I take them outa the bag to get the most beautiful smell I spread out the knickers it has a lengthy shit stain on it! Beautiful women dont necessarily have the cleanest underwear

thx e.p.

the must be one of the funniest posts i read lately and totally cheered me up


nbt

[Clint Eastwood]

There must have been quiet a few skidmark incidents over Christmas. On New Years day I had a bad dose of the shits. My ass was that sore afterwards, I thought I was raped by a male elephant or something. Thats the last time Im drinking Guinness, Brandy, eating choccies, bickies and cakes.