I'm in such a good mood tonight it's because I had sex with my boss today.
When she was in her twenty's she would not even look at me. She was a goddess.
When she was in her early thirty's she would still not look at me because she thought she was God's gift.
But now after two kids without half the job chasing after her (which I never did) I hit the jackpot.
Everybody always said she was a big headed slut. But I knew she was a nice girl.