asking stupid questions

[Floki]

Do you deliver?

[annabel taylor]

Me: "Hello"

You: "Hello"

Me: Is this Irish Annabel Taylor?

You: No, you're through to Sergeant O'Sullivan in Nass Garda station.

Me: Gulp... Sorry wrong number

You: Hello... Hello

Eh No I ask you are you calling about your vehicle insurance

[bollocks]

Annabel,,my question is........Are you sexy?

I reckon the answer is yes, but what do you think of poor Bollocks,

Do you accept post dated cheques?

Do you offer refunds?

Do you ever fall asleep at work?

Do you give guarantees?

I can think of loads of questions

But I have said enuf

[UB40]

I look for phone manner and I often ask what part of a neighbourhood the escort works in - sometimes getting this basic info is a big issue-

I don't like having to phone escorts with -'ask ' I prefer to know that in advance

Having said that I'm sure I've said the most stupidest things on the phone over the years!

[Klittyliker]

Me: Do you have condoms or do I have to bring my own?

Escort: (laughing) Oh you better bring your own Honey, just in case!

Me: What size should I bring?

Escort: What size are you?

Me: 6 foot 2.

Escort: Are you taking the piss ???

Me: Of course Honey. It's Klittyliker, I saw you last week.

Nearly talked myself out of a booking there! Lucky she had a sense of humour.

[hornylimerick]

It does amaze me how many times I get the hi I've been looking at your profile a long time, I need to ask some question how much do you charge, eh taught you be staring at my profile

Do ye guys think we will give a cheaper price on the phone?

Or texting what is the address no are you available just what is your address
Of course I answered to go into centra ask for Towanda U need ur cock sucked, and they will direct U to the brothel of cheap eager std riddled whores

Like do ye honestly expect good answers to stupid questions?

What do you do? Eh magic tricks ill empty your wallet and ur cock good glory I'm a escort what in the name of god do U think ill do, do a tap dance? All after mentioning how they looking at your profile

What retarded questions have you asked? And what retarded questions have U been asked

Brilliant!!!

Unfortunatly there's a lot to stupid people in this world,,,

best to send them to other end of town,,,tell them what your wearing and say you'll be waiting on the street corner and block their number

[Meursault]

Me: Do you have condoms or do I have to bring my own?

Escort: (laughing) Oh you better bring your own Honey, just in case!

Me: What size should I bring?

Escort: What size are you?

Me: 6 foot 2.

Escort: Are you taking the piss ???

Me: Of course Honey. It's Klittyliker, I saw you last week.

Nearly talked myself out of a booking there! Lucky she had a sense of humour.

is that your real name. klitty liker o brien

[Klittyliker]

is that your real name. klitty liker o brien

No, obviously not!!!! Klittyliker O'Connor actually.

[slavetoyou]

The golden nugget of Irish conversation which I find may not exactly be suitable for the escort industry.

"Are you busy?"

Like we want to know there have been 5 guys in before us but due to lack of social skills and interest in world events we pull that one out of the bag because we have nothing else to say.

[Cindy Forever]

It does amaze me how many times I get the hi I've been looking at your profile a long time, I need to ask some question how much do you charge, eh taught you be staring at my profile

Do ye guys think we will give a cheaper price on the phone?

Or texting what is the address no are you available just what is your address
Of course I answered to go into centra ask for Towanda U need ur cock sucked, and they will direct U to the brothel of cheap eager std riddled whores

Like do ye honestly expect good answers to stupid questions?

What do you do? Eh magic tricks ill empty your wallet and ur cock good glory I'm a escort what in the name of god do U think ill do, do a tap dance? All after mentioning how they looking at your profile

What retarded questions have you asked? And what retarded questions have U been asked

I saw on your profile that your price is € 100 for half an hour,I'm young good look man with perfect fit muscle body etc..what is the best price you can do just for me for half an hour?