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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    Thought she might be a horny devil but as I've never met her (my ass isn't red?) I can't say.

    Well worth a visit. As for your ass, she will turn it any colour you wish, once you have the heart for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Surprise, surprise, shut up! Only joking buddy. (I used plenty of smiley's here!)



    Oh dear! Well for fear of sounding like nonpareil Hell is actually supposed to be frozen & cold. According Dante anyway.
    Then Irish Sarah will be giving me a coooll blowjob instead


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    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    Fuck- that is putting it up to us!!!!
    Last edited by UB40; 30-04-15 at 22:25.
    Seek and you shall find!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    I wonder are there any escorts in heaven- it would be nice to think that all blow jobs don't end on earth!!

    Maybe I'm more deluded than normal in that probably only escorts shall get to heaven -having to suffer dealing with us horny little devils here on earth !!!
    Of course, why not, they aren't doing anything wrong. Its clients I'd be more worried about .

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    Meursault and I would be at one, all things end on earth.
    So if you have something to do with your life, better get on with it.
    Last edited by nonpareil; 01-05-15 at 08:06.

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    Forget Heaven, I hear the Escorts in Hell are much Hotter
    Last edited by HairyPotter; 01-05-15 at 09:39.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyPotter View Post
    Forget Heaven, I hear the Escorts in Hell are much Hotter
    Well I'll stick with escorts on earth - just in case like

    In hell that fecker Satan is always loitering in the background and might fuck you up the arse when you are not looking ( I now realise that be be heaven for some folk around here)!
    Seek and you shall find!

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