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    Default Escorts in heaven

    I wonder are there any escorts in heaven- it would be nice to think that all blow jobs don't end on earth!!

    Maybe I'm more deluded than normal in that probably only escorts shall get to heaven -having to suffer dealing with us horny little devils here on earth !!!
    Seek and you shall find!

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    Not into the whole God theory , so I'll suffer while I'm here .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    In my heaven, there are only escorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    I wonder are there any escorts in heaven- it would be nice to think that all blow jobs don't end on earth!!

    Maybe I'm more deluded than normal in that probably only escorts shall get to heaven -having to suffer dealing with us horny little devils here on earth !!!
    I would concentrate in the here and now.....I would not avoid sex for religious reasons. Sex is good.....Sex is healthy....at least nowadays ...that we can control the risks.

    Was ir Mr Dunlop that made the first condom? ...He did make the first tyre.................there is a plaque to him on Stephen St in town,

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    All good escorts go to Heaven.

    All clients go to Hell--- literally and figuratively.

    (They can meet each other in Limbo from time to time!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    I wonder are there any escorts in heaven- it would be nice to think that all blow jobs don't end on earth!!

    Maybe I'm more deluded than normal in that probably only escorts shall get to heaven -having to suffer dealing with us horny little devils here on earth !!!
    shame on you, you should already be in heaven while visiting escort Ireland!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    I wonder are there any escorts in heaven- it would be nice to think that all blow jobs don't end on earth!!

    Maybe I'm more deluded than normal in that probably only escorts shall get to heaven -having to suffer dealing with us horny little devils here on earth !!!
    There was one but she came to earth to grace us with her presence, the Goddess that is Miss Alisha XXX.

    I am the slave of Irish Mistress XXX, a Fetish Queen, A Bossy Bitch Mistress, A Goddess, yes my life is tough, but it is so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    I wonder are there any escorts in heaven- it would be nice to think that all blow jobs don't end on earth!!

    Maybe I'm more deluded than normal in that probably only escorts shall get to heaven -having to suffer dealing with us horny little devils here on earth !!!

    Strap a bomb to yourself and you'll get seven virgins. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Sarah View Post
    I'm going to hell so for anyone who's coming with me there will be blowjobs continued after earth
    It will be the hottest blowjob ever


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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