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  1. Default What do you say when you ring up a escort?

    What I mean is does she ask what you would like? If so do you list off everything? so oral, kissing sex..

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    conas ata tú.....works every time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dare4 View Post
    What I mean is does she ask what you would like? If so do you list off everything? so oral, kissing sex..
    No bud, you really don't. You read her profile. You read a few reviews and get a picture. If you must, the most I would ask if I felt I had to, would be "are all your favs included?". Its distasteful to be listing them out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    No bud, you really don't. You read her profile. You read a few reviews and get a picture. If you must, the most I would ask if I felt I had to, would be "are all your favs included?". Its distasteful to be listing them out...
    As opposed to pimping them out you mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dare4 View Post
    What I mean is does she ask what you would like? If so do you list off everything? so oral, kissing sex..
    No, usually an escort will wait for you to ask the questions (as in "What time are you free?" and "Can I come around and see you?").

    That said an escort is likely to get annoyed if you ask too many questions, especially related to her favourites list (most of the information will be available on her profile page after all).

    Usually when I ring an escort I ask her:
    1. Is she in town?
    2. Is she available?
    3. Approximately what part of town is she staying at? (just to be sure she isnt staying at one of the dodgier places in Galway).
    4. How much for her time? (if this is not clearly stated on her profile)
    5. Is "x" time okay for me to visit?

    Sometimes the phonecall may include some flirtatiousness or a little banter but most of the time it is straight to the point, especially if we have never met before.

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    Ok thanks for the advice

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    What do you say when you ring up an escort?

    Please and thank you.

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    Hello ? How you fixed for a seat back home
    Last edited by willie wacker; 29-04-15 at 08:28. Reason: It,s an old Irish pick me up line


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    I'd just say Hello sweetiepie, its JAMESCORK here ,,,,,, Your're guaranteed to get all favourites then and maybe an auld Freebie thrown in for good measure
    Last edited by HairyPotter; 29-04-15 at 08:33.

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    James answered this very well, I'll just elaborate a bit

    READ HER PROFILE BEFORE YOU CALL all the information you need to know is there and it's there for a reason TO READ so you don't need to ask questions and prevent you sounding like an idiot asking stupid questions

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    After that be polite and respectful which is always appreciated
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    Arrange a time & duration between yourselves, try and give as much notice as possible
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    Don't ask how much is she, she is not a thing and not for sale!!
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    Rates are on profile - they're not negotiable and for time in her company
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    If there is something in particular you would like simply ask if that's something that's available - even if on profile it's no problem confirming especially if it's important to you - Do not go through a list of things!! That's just rude!
    * If you can't make the appointment let her know,
    it's only good manners and again it will be appreciated
    * When your at the apartment/hotel be discreet- Don't be talking loud on the phone repeating directions, numbers or access codes

    Most important be respectful with good manners and make sure to be CLEAN!!! good personal hygiene is a must

    Adhere to the above and your well on the way to having a good experience

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