What do you say when you ring up a escort?

[Cosa Nostra]

What I mean is does she ask what you would like? If so do you list off everything? so oral, kissing sex..

Got any grapes?

[simon2280]

Hi! My Name, Saw Profile on E.I. I am going on Holidays Soon and Need a Tour Guide for Your Country, Can I come and Introduce myself to you

[annabel taylor]

No, usually an escort will wait for you to ask the questions (as in "What time are you free?" and "Can I come around and see you?").

That said an escort is likely to get annoyed if you ask too many questions, especially related to her favourites list (most of the information will be available on her profile page after all).

Usually when I ring an escort I ask her:
1. Is she in town?
2. Is she available?
3. Approximately what part of town is she staying at? (just to be sure she isnt staying at one of the dodgier places in Galway).
4. How much for her time? (if this is not clearly stated on her profile)
5. Is "x" time okay for me to visit?

Sometimes the phonecall may include some flirtatiousness or a little banter but most of the time it is straight to the point, especially if we have never met before.

Told a guy before I working at the diving boards in salt hill when he asked for 50e

He turned up how I laughed

[Naughtynatalie]

As opposed to pimping them out you mean?

Jamesy is a pimp? What does he charge & does he do the phones as well?

[mr gear]

I think pm the girls is the best way..then ring to confirm when your on your way..
That's how I usually do it...

[ALoverOfBoobs]

Hullo!! wud ye be available ta day in de afternoon.. ha? .. grand and how much wud dat be? lovely I'll give ya a bell when i arrive.. grand. Geez now i know why some ask if I'm talking english LOL

[hitman76]

What I mean is does she ask what you would like? If so do you list off everything? so oral, kissing sex..

How about I would like to make an appointment would you be available. Maybe ring one of the lovely ladies and ask

[hornylimerick]

Jamesy is a pimp? What does he charge & does he do the phones as well?

Forget Jamesy, I'll take you on and guarantee you a better deal and your free to go outside when not working, I won't chain you to the radiator

I'm excellent on the phone, the clients prefer a man answering the phone, they get better directions, it reassures them of a safe visit

[Sensual Lauren]

I'd just say Hello sweetiepie, its JAMESCORK here ,,,,,, Your're guaranteed to get all favourites then and maybe an auld Freebie thrown in for good measure

that's funny. xx

[mexicanpete]

What I mean is does she ask what you would like? If so do you list off everything? so oral, kissing sex..

Keep it simple and direct.

You; Hi! Is this xxxx

Escort; Yes

You; I saw your profile and it looks great. Are you available for the hour between 8pm and 9pm this evening.

Escort; No! but I will be free at 9.30 if you would like to come then.

You; That would be good. Where do I go? What should I do:

Escort; I am in xxxx area but give me a call 30 minutes before to confirm the appointment.

You; Excellent! I am looking forward to seeing you.

Escort ; Me too honey.

Never talk about favourites. If she is lying in the profile she will likely lie on the phone also. In any event, anything that happens is at her discretion.

Never talk about money. It will only piss her off and ruin what could have been a good session.

Respect the value of her time and do not try flirting on the phone.

The more concise and focussed that you are on making the appointment, the more she will believe that you are genuine and the less likely she will be to double book you.

I ring 40 minutes before the appointment time and every 10 minutes thereafter until answered. Do not be concerned at the lack of an answer. She is probably in the shower getting ready for you.

Escorts are women and can be 10, 20 even 30 minutes late in meeting but it is a long time since I was let down by an escort.