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    I often think it must be mad confusing for ladies arriving in Ireland for the first time to work as escorts.

    I mean we speak English ..... well.......... sort of ...... but with accents unlike anything they might have ever heard before.

    Then there is the "cultural side" of Ireland: the obsession with sport, in particular the National Games, Hurling and Football which these ladies will probably have never seen before and which can look like legalised murder using a chunk of an Ash tree.

    But Ireland is a great place.................

    Apart of course from the Health Service, Water charges, Income Tax, The Universal Social Charge, The Quangos, The Catholic Church and all its "goings on" for the past 50 years, the Bail out, the "Do-Gooders", Mad Politicians, The brown envelopes and of course .... the weather.

    So here is a 4 minute "Guide to Ireland" which I am sure will leave any non Irish person even more confused that they were already.

    As for us Irish.... punters and escorts alike... it will make perfect sense!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    I often think it must be mad confusing for ladies arriving in Ireland for the first time to work as escorts.

    I mean we speak English ..... well.......... sort of ...... but with accents unlike anything they might have ever heard before.

    Then there is the cultural side of Ireland: the obsession with Sport, in particular the National games Hurling and Football which these ladies will probably have never seen before and can look like legalised murder using a chunk of an Ash tree.

    But Ireland is a great place.................

    Apart of course from the Health Service, Water charges, Income Tax, The Universal Social Charge, The Quangos, The Catholic Church and all its "goings on" for the past 50 years, the Bail out, the "Do-gooders", Mad Politicians, The brown envelopes and of course .... the weather.

    So here is a 4 minute "Guide to Ireland" which I am sure will leave any non Irish person even more confused that they were already.

    As for us Irish.... punters and Escorts alike... it will make perfect sense!



    Very Good Rocker
    I think you should be in the movies


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    Very Good Rocker
    I think you should be in the movies
    maith an fearr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    I often think it must be mad confusing for ladies arriving in Ireland for the first time to work as escorts.

    I mean we speak English ..... well.......... sort of ...... but with accents unlike anything they might have ever heard before.

    Then there is the cultural side of Ireland: the obsession with Sport, in particular the National games Hurling and Football which these ladies will probably have never seen before and can look like legalised murder using a chunk of an Ash tree.

    But Ireland is a great place.................

    Apart of course from the Health Service, Water charges, Income Tax, The Universal Social Charge, The Quangos, The Catholic Church and all its "goings on" for the past 50 years, the Bail out, the "Do-gooders", Mad Politicians, The brown envelopes and of course .... the weather.

    So here is a 4 minute "Guide to Ireland" which I am sure will leave any non Irish person even more confused that they were already.

    As for us Irish.... punters and Escorts alike... it will make perfect sense!



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    Last edited by willie wacker; 27-04-15 at 13:30.


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    Excellent Rocker

    Hurling - Legalised murder using a chunk of an ash tree can be that definitely at club junior level.

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    Ohh I'm so obsessed with forecast, this lovely morning told my boo 'look polo shirt and loafers not a good idea it's going to be snow today' obviously he was laughing at me....

    There you go few hours later I was so right needless to say I'm not the Irish but him

    Btw brilliant video thanks!!
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    Good bye Ireland!

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    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella View Post
    Ohh I'm so obsessed with forecast, this lovely morning told my boo 'look polo shirt and loafers not a good idea it's going to be snow today' obviously he was laughing at me....

    There you go few hours later I was so right needless to say I'm not the Irish but him

    Btw brilliant video thanks!!
    If you are thinking about the weather Stella then you are definitely Irish Four seasons in one day

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