Mathematical Calculations

[Gobshite]

There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
If each has an average of 5 clients per day
And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
Answer --

40 Litres of Semen

Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

Produced for what? might I ask

Each and every day.

A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

[SteveB]

There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
If each has an average of 5 clients per day
And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
Answer --

40 Litres of Semen

Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

Produced for what? might I ask

Each and every day.

A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

Not produced for a reason. Just a by-product. Now, Gobshite, can you find a way to use or recycle it?

[UB40]

What about all the rubber ? Do you want to recycle the condoms while you are at it!

[SteveB]

What about all the rubber ? Do you want to recycle the condoms while you are at it!

Could be made into tyres?
In 1976 Durex sponsored the Surtees formula One Team. No joke, the car seemed very prone to punctures.

[Meursault]

[nonpareil]

Not produced for a reason. Just a by-product. Now, Gobshite, can you find a way to use or recycle it?

He can use it on his cornflakes.

[SmallHorn]

There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
If each has an average of 5 clients per day
And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
Answer --

40 Litres of Semen

Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

Produced for what? might I ask

Each and every day.

A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

According to my calculations.........




You are indeed an utter lunatic

[nonpareil]

According to my calculations.........




You are indeed an utter lunatic

The clue is in his name.

[Gobshite]

According to my calculations.........




You are indeed an utter lunatic

I am an intellectual.

And just for the craic of it how much semen do you produce? Probably less than 5 ml. Shows you are not checking my calculaions caefully. Not sure what the average is.
I produce about 10 ml

And if you really want a challenge, would you like to estimate the number of sperm in a litre of semen?

[SmallHorn]

I am an intellectual.

And just for the craic of it how much semen do you produce? Probably less than 5 ml. Shows you are not checking my calculaions caefully. Not sure what the average is.
I produce about 10 ml

And if you really want a challenge, would you like to estimate the number of sperm in a litre of semen?

no.....................