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    There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
    If each has an average of 5 clients per day
    And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

    That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
    Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
    Answer --

    40 Litres of Semen

    Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

    Produced for what? might I ask

    Each and every day.

    A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
    If each has an average of 5 clients per day
    And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

    That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
    Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
    Answer --

    40 Litres of Semen

    Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

    Produced for what? might I ask

    Each and every day.

    A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.
    Not produced for a reason. Just a by-product. Now, Gobshite, can you find a way to use or recycle it?

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    What about all the rubber ? Do you want to recycle the condoms while you are at it!
    Seek and you shall find!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
    If each has an average of 5 clients per day
    And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

    That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
    Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
    Answer --

    40 Litres of Semen

    Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

    Produced for what? might I ask

    Each and every day.

    A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

    According to my calculations.........




    You are indeed an utter lunatic

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    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    What about all the rubber ? Do you want to recycle the condoms while you are at it!
    Could be made into tyres?
    In 1976 Durex sponsored the Surtees formula One Team. No joke, the car seemed very prone to punctures.

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    Worth a few bucks in the sperm bank i'd say.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
    If each has an average of 5 clients per day
    And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

    That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
    Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
    Answer --

    40 Litres of Semen

    Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

    Produced for what? might I ask

    Each and every day.

    A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Worth a few bucks in the sperm bank i'd say.
    Another bank crisis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
    If each has an average of 5 clients per day
    And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

    That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
    Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
    Answer --

    40 Litres of Semen

    Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

    Produced for what? might I ask

    Each and every day.

    A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.
    Wow, that's nearly 15,000 litres per year, enough for a small swimming pool. If the Environmental Protection Agency cop this they will put a surcharge on escorts. ( unless they swallow of course!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Not produced for a reason. Just a by-product. Now, Gobshite, can you find a way to use or recycle it?
    He can use it on his cornflakes.

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