EI Addict?

[Cosa Nostra]

I must be addicted to EI as:

I know something big will never happen

I write in double spacing

I smile at Terry’s Chocolate Oranges

I think Freddo bars are too dear

I don,t know how to write properly anymore

I know how to work every type of shower mixer taps

I know the layout of most apartment complexes around Dublin 18, 9, 4 and 2

I believe I have a very big penis and I have world class oral skills!

I understand all foreign accents and speak pigin English proficiently

I can still use a non-smart phone to text

I habitually browse in private

I double check ladies I notice buying babywipes

I fall in love with a different lady every month

I know some really funny guys with really funny names

I’m now happy, self-confident, and counting the days till pay-day!!