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    Default Have an Erection

    What shouk I do. By the time I manage to find a female, it might have subsided.

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    To be fair by the time you get a female to agree to help you with that the world might have subsided.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    What shouk I do. By the time I manage to find a female, it might have subsided.
    Cut it off

    Won't bother you again then

    Or bother any poor female either.

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    Yes we should, I am voting for the Green Party.




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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Stick the Hoover on the end of it for a free blowjob
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    What shouk I do. By the time I manage to find a female, it might have subsided.
    Have a
    Last edited by Naughtynatalie; 21-04-15 at 09:48. Reason: stating the obvious I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saultie View Post
    You trying to do your self out of business. ....
    A woman of Nat's shape and wit surely does not need to rely on an erection attached to a man who doesn't know what to do with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saultie View Post
    You trying to do your self out of business. ....
    They were even giving advice yesterday, but to a fellow who wanted to stop himself punting
    Women are often nicer than us -IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    What shouk I do. By the time I manage to find a female, it might have subsided.
    At your age there are 3 golden rules
    Never pass a bathroom
    Never trust a fart
    Never waste an erection, it might be your last.
    I am who I am and I am happy with who I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    What shouk I do. By the time I manage to find a female, it might have subsided.

    Go outside and rub it against a pebble dashed wall.........that will put manners on it.


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