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    I was on the dart the other day standing as the train was packed, when this beautiful girl got on.

    It gave me a massive erection, and I was embarrassed as those who were sitting down were looking straight at it.

    I was mortified.

    What should I do? as I would like to chat this girl up if I see her again, and apologise for my massive uncontrollable erection, which I presume is pure love.

    Please Help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    I was on the dart the other day standing as the train was packed, when this beautiful girl got on.

    It gave me a massive erection, and I was embarrassed as those who were sitting down were looking straight at it.

    I was mortified.

    What should I do? as I would like to chat this girl up if I see her again, and apologise for my massive uncontrollable erection, which I presume is pure love.

    Please Help.
    I think I know your story from somewhere...


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    I think I know your story from somewhere...

    Result if try chatting her up

    Six months jail and or 1,000 fine.

    (A la Benburb St. thread)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    I was on the dart the other day standing as the train was packed, when this beautiful girl got on.

    It gave me a massive erection, and I was embarrassed as those who were sitting down were looking straight at it.

    I was mortified.

    What should I do? as I would like to chat this girl up if I see her again, and apologise for my massive uncontrollable erection, which I presume is pure love.

    Please Help.
    I really hate that and sometimes I don't wear underwear only tracksuit bottoms and you cant hide the thing, have to just wait till it subsided

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    Quote Originally Posted by Half Pint View Post
    I really hate that and sometimes I don't wear underwear only tracksuit bottoms and you cant hide the thing, have to just wait till it subsided
    Cross your legs
    or go back to that old technology- a newspaper.
    (Memories of being a teenager, decades ago).

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