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  1. 29-03-15, 14:25 #1
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    Question Fat Blokes Best In Bed! — Really?


    I love these tabloid headlines. "Fat blokes best in bed". Next week it will be "Skinny blokes best in bed"

    Does a persons weight really help or hinder them in bed or is this purely a case of paper not refusing ink?

    How do they define fat? I am not the skinniest type of guy — I know I carry a few kilos more than I should but I wouldn't say I'm excessively fat. I wonder if I were heavier or lighter would I be better in bed? I know I am not great in bed but somehow I don't think it is down to my weight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Im a fat fucker and tip the scales at just over 20 stones so yes petrose its all true.
    I get more uuumph behind each shtroke and da ladies loves it
    Hope it dosent bring a tear to ur eye lol
    I'm devastated

    I was really just in denial of those headlines
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    As they say "Once you've had fat, you never go back."
    shucky ducky quack quack
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    I'm devastated

    I was really just in denial of those headlines
    Don't worry - it's bullshit; us fit 'skinny' guys can go longer, stronger, deeper, harder ....I could go on !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Im a fat fucker and tip the scales at just over 20 stones so yes petrose its all true.
    I get more uuumph behind each shtroke and da ladies loves it
    Hope it dosent bring a tear to ur eye lol
    Your avatar is aspirational then?:-D
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Get yaself down to macdonalds for Sunday dinner dude. Its never to late to supersize
    I'm of to McDonalds so, " supersize me i want to be good in bed"
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    best in bed at keeping you warm more like that, the amount of heat they would give out
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Im a fat fucker and tip the scales at just over 20 stones so yes petrose its all true.
    I get more uuumph behind each shtroke and da ladies loves it
    Hope it dosent bring a tear to ur eye lol
    zilch, is that true as you talk always about going for a run and your idol mo farah, you into keep fit me thinks.
    i'm overweight but don't care
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godwasgenerous View Post
    Don't worry - it's bullshit; us fit 'skinny' guys can go longer, stronger, deeper, harder ....I could go on !!
    aren't you retired GWG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chez View Post
    aren't you retired GWG
    Yes but still an avid spectator and social commentator ...lol !!!
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