How Big Is Your Dick ?

[JR Ewing]

It shouldn't be any trouble to a ghost. This topic should get more interesting later when everyones more drunk. Time to pop my second bottle of Lauren Perrier Rose.

[DollyDarling]

10:30pm the last day of 2008, its freezing cold outside, I'm inside and crazy horny. No calls, cause they are all stupid watching the silver ball drop at Times Square... "whatever" I think American men are confused. Shouldn't they be dropping their own balls on New Years rather then watching a big silver ball drop in the middle of a street riot?
Well, Ill just have to masterbate myself. I certainly wouldnt be in this situation if I was in Ireland! I would have you all lined up back to back, fuckng me silly on the last day of the year!
Poor Dolly.... She really needs a good Irish shag soon enuf.

[Alec Horan]

i used to work in a fruit and veg shop and one day these two old dears were looking at some carrots. one picked up a rather large carrot and said to the other

'this reminds me of my wedding night'

'what' her friend replied in horror 'is it the size of it ?

'no, its not that'

'is it the shape of it?' she giggled

'no , its the dirt of it!' she screamed with laughter

[bigblack]

hey there

i think brenda know why i use the name big black lolxxx

[Oven Ready Eddie]

marijuana, noel40, Oven Ready Eddie, rover

It would appear that ye are mixing up centimetres with inches !

(assuming its not millimetres of course....)

What!!!

You mean you are using inches ? I thought it was MM's Jesus I felt like a king there for a few days.

back to the pump i guess and up the psi's

ps

Even at 11 MM's I'm still the biggest cock in the coup

[Brenda Beauty Babe]

hey there

i think brenda know why i use the name big black lolxxx

Hi darling

I know

And u also had different avatar before, lol

[Arnie S]

I had to pick the smallest option but my little Arnie is much smaller I vish I never spend so long pumping Iron and neglected my pooer little winkie. damn those steroids

[rover]

Sorry, I'm bored......
and curious!

Mines 12 Inches Brenda, but I don't use it as a rule.

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[marijuana]

Actually, warm and moist would hit the spot me thinks!!!
Well, most of the time... see below...


MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

worst joke ever