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    Well I suppose this should read 'without escorts or punters how is your sex life?

    Well I suppose mine would be non existent !

    However this morning I was in a busy establishment and I must say I spotted about 10 lovelys that I would like to hook up with- all in a five minute walkabout-

    -ah what the mind gets up to on a walkabout!
    Seek and you shall find!

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    Escorts are my sex life

    I see about 50 women every day I would like to fornicate with / have a relationship with. Unfortunately I'm not even remotely attractive. Aw shucks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banger View Post
    Escorts are my sex life

    I see about 50 women every day I would like to fornicate with / have a relationship with. Unfortunately I'm not even remotely attractive. Aw shucks!
    For me, you are very handsome..... and very hot....baby,.... "papasito" mmmm..... :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banger View Post
    Escorts are my sex life

    I see about 50 women every day I would like to fornicate with / have a relationship with. Unfortunately I'm not even remotely attractive. Aw shucks!
    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    Well I suppose this should read 'without escorts or punters how is your sex life?

    Well I suppose mine would be non existent !

    However this morning I was in a busy establishment and I must say I spotted about 10 lovelys that I would like to hook up with- all in a five minute walkabout-

    -ah what the mind gets up to on a walkabout!
    The same. Daily frustration followed by occasional manual or transactional relief.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    Well I suppose this should read 'without escorts or punters how is your sex life?

    Well I suppose mine would be non existent !

    However this morning I was in a busy establishment and I must say I spotted about 10 lovelys that I would like to hook up with- all in a five minute walkabout-

    -ah what the mind gets up to on a walkabout!
    Mines ok at the moment, just ok, concentrating a bit more on it as past few months there,
    Is it true it harder to put up woman as you get older, i mean from 40 onwards i mean genuine ladies not ones after you for your money as several guys i know have seriously difficultly when trying to pick up the girls and not that bad looking
    Last edited by Genie in a Bottle; 21-03-15 at 09:13.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Susan View Post
    For me, you are very handsome..... and very hot....baby,.... "papasito" mmmm..... :P
    Aw, thank you Susan. You always know the right thing to say xx

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    Good, thank you, hopefully another successful night tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by UB40 View Post
    Well I suppose this should read 'without escorts or punters how is your sex life?

    Well I suppose mine would be non existent !

    However this morning I was in a busy establishment and I must say I spotted about 10 lovelys that I would like to hook up with- all in a five minute walkabout-

    -ah what the mind gets up to on a walkabout!
    A big mouth goes a long way, for various reasons.

    At least that's my semivirginal guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    A big mouth goes a long way, for various reasons.

    At least that's my semivirginal guess.
    What does semi virginal mean? Virgin with the general population but non Virgin with escorts?
    Seek and you shall find!

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    You do yourself an injustice there huny, you make yourself sound like you are old and ugly,
    Your are a young guy in the prime of your life, charming and not at all bad looking.


    Quote Originally Posted by Banger View Post
    Escorts are my sex life

    I see about 50 women every day I would like to fornicate with / have a relationship with. Unfortunately I'm not even remotely attractive. Aw shucks!
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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