Gordon ramsey would feel right at home at escort-ireland

[Hot Lizzy]

I think that Gordon Ramsey would really love it here on Escort-Ireland - infact with all the swearing and bollocks spoken on here he may even feel a little out of it -

Gordon where are you.........I'm bloody starving here in London - I really just can't be arsed to cook these days and there is only so many bowls of Special K that this woman can eat.........damn that drop a Jeans size........without me fags i think i would go up a jeans size........come and cook for me Gordon........Please.........I'm fucking starving.

Ohhhhhhhhh I actually swore........and you know what - it felt fucking good too.


xxxxxxxx Lizzy devils1devils1

[Gordon F**king Ramsey]

I’M RIGHT FUCKING HERE LIZ GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FUCK SAKE. I’M COOKING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN AND IF YOU COME AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEVER ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’LL HAVE YOU.

LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU LIZ YOU CAN PUT LIPPY ON A PIG BUT ITS STILL A FUCKING PIG NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LEAVE ME WORK MY MAGIC.

[Hot Lizzy]

I’M RIGHT FUCKING HERE LIZ GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FUCK SAKE. I’M COOKING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN AND IF YOU COME AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEVER ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’LL HAVE YOU.

LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU LIZ YOU CAN PUT LIPPY ON A PIG BUT ITS STILL A FUCKING PIG NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LEAVE ME WORK MY MAGIC.

Oh my god..........you are just going to fit in here just fine - damn wish i had wished for you before........whats for dinner tonight Gordon. Nothing to fancy i hope.

Lizzy xxxxxx Its good to have you here babe.......

[nick cotton]

I’M RIGHT FUCKING HERE LIZ GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FUCK SAKE. I’M COOKING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN AND IF YOU COME AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEVER ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’LL HAVE YOU.

LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU LIZ YOU CAN PUT LIPPY ON A PIG BUT ITS STILL A FUCKING PIG NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LEAVE ME WORK MY MAGIC.

ello gordy you make the nicest cuppa tea in london, just one sugar in mine and give it one of your magic stirs.

i got you those 3 bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate mate

[Hot Lizzy]

ello gordy you make the nicest cuppa tea in london, just one sugar in mine and give it one of your magic stirs.

i got you those 3 bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate mate

Thought i made the best cuppa - ohhhhhhhhhh you sneaky swine peddling them nasty drugs, you aint no relative of mine........and you tell that nast little cook to shut his mouth or its back to the little chef for him with his mate watshis name jamie oliver ohhhhhhhhh nick you's a wrongen.

Now pass me that ashtray cos me ash is about to drop........


The Hot One.........ohhhhhhhhhhhh eck im on fire - nick go get a wet cloth me skirt is alight.

[Gordon F**king Ramsey]

Oh my god..........you are just going to fit in here just fine - damn wish i had wished for you before........whats for dinner tonight Gordon. Nothing to fancy i hope.

Lizzy xxxxxx Its good to have you here babe.......

LIZ, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

WELL? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?

YOU

NEVER

EVER

EVER!!!

DISTURB ME WHEN I’M FUCKING COOKING. YOU KNOW THAT.

I ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU’RE LIPS MOVING WHEN THEY ARE CLAMPED AROUND THE HEAD OF MY MASSIVE FUCKING COCK AND THIS TIME I WANT YOU TO SWALLOW MY SEASONING. YOU ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THAT STUFF IS? HAVE YOU GOT ALL THAT?

YEAH? GOOD NOW THE ONLY FANCY THING FOR DINNER THAT I’M HAVING IS YOU IN THE WALK IN FREEZER WITH YOU'RE ARSE JAMMED AGAINST THE WALL AS I LOVE HOW THE COLD AIR MAKES YOU’RE NIPS GO AS HARD AS YOU’RE TOUNGE YOU LONDON LASSY NOW WHEN DO WANT TO GET YOU’RE CHOPS AROUND MY LAMB CUTLETS BABES?

COME ON!!! COME ON!!! I HAVE'NT GOT ALL FUCKING DAY. TIME IS MONEY, YOU KNOW THAT

[Gordon F**king Ramsey]

ello gordy you make the nicest cuppa tea in london, just one sugar in mine and give it one of your magic stirs.

i got you those 3 bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate mate

NICK LIGHTFINGERS FUCKING COTTON!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN AFTER THE STUNT YOU PULLED WHEN YOU WERE ON YOUR UPPERS AND I GAVE YOU A JOB AS A KITCHEN PORTER WHEN LIZ ASKED ME TO. WHAT DID YOU GO AND DO?

WELL?

WHAT’S THAT? I CAN’T FUCKIN HERE YOU MATEY……I TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID YOU STARTED SIFFONING OFF THE SUPPLYS AND SELLING IT TO THAT WANKER IAN FUCKING BEALE IN THE CAFF. SELLING PRIME VEALE TO BEALE!!! YOU SLING YOU’RE HOOK COTTON AND IF I CATCH YOU IN MY GAFF AGAIN YOU’LL BE THE SOUP OF THE FUCKING DAY MATE AND A WATERY ONE AT THAT!!!

STICK YOUR AMYL NITRATE UP YOUR ARSE MATEY AND YOU CAN HAVE THAT CUPPA WHEN YOU FUCKING COUGH UP SUNSHINE!!!

[Hot Lizzy]

LIZ, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

WELL? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?

YOU

NEVER

EVER

EVER!!!

DISTURB ME WHEN I’M FUCKING COOKING. YOU KNOW THAT.

I ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU’RE LIPS MOVING WHEN THEY ARE CLAMPED AROUND THE HEAD OF MY MASSIVE FUCKING COCK AND THIS TIME I WANT YOU TO SWALLOW MY SEASONING. YOU ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THAT STUFF IS? HAVE YOU GOT ALL THAT?

YEAH? GOOD NOW THE ONLY FANCY THING FOR DINNER THAT I’M HAVING IS YOU IN THE WALK IN FREEZER WITH YOU'RE ARSE JAMMED AGAINST THE WALL AS I LOVE HOW THE COLD AIR MAKES YOU’RE NIPS GO AS HARD AS YOU’RE TOUNGE YOU LONDON LASSY NOW WHEN DO WANT TO GET YOU’RE CHOPS AROUND MY LAMB CUTLETS BABES?

COME ON!!! COME ON!!! I HAVE'NT GOT ALL FUCKING DAY. TIME IS MONEY, YOU KNOW THAT

Totally turned on..........wow you have to meet my cousin Paris she would adore you.........maybe you could come and have some time with my family at Hilton Towers perhaps you could make a fabulous new Dog Food for Pompom - ohhhhhhh i think that im in lurve......xxxxxx

[Gordon F**king Ramsey]

I have had Paris every way from spit roasted to flambéed babes but she is a pauper’s pussy compared to you’re tight taught twat and you know I am the only man that can get you’re juices flowing all the way to you're toe's and know how to baste you just to the point of boiling over before leaving you to simmer for a while and bring you back up to the boil over and over again while I tenderize and season your succulent breasts before giving you the grilling of you’re life.

Invite me to Hilton towers and I’ll show you that that F on my tounge does not just stand for an expletive.

Are you Woman enough for Gordon Liz?

[clarence hilten]

Cooooeeeey mr ramsey. oh i just soooo love your tv show the P word. Sooooooo! Youve been caught with your pants down by your misses youre a big Cad and now youre sniffing round our lizbet muff you,ll never be a Fanny Craddock, so there,