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    So im walking along in town minding my own fuckin business and I light up a cigar. This Japanese woman comes along and puts a mask over her face. Well excuse me. FFS it was in the city centre, two buses and cars were flying past, fumes exixting buildings and chimneys and this moron only sees my cigar. No wonder they were nuked. They should be nuked again as they have f'all manners. At least She saw me coming unlike the yanks at Pearl harbour.

    cheeky bitch,
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    As a non smoker it really pisses me off particularly when on my bicycle to get a lung full of cigarette /cigar smoke when cycling by smokers in their cars.

    Almost as bad a dirty diesel.

    Both should be banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    As a non smoker it really pisses me off particularly when on my bicycle to get a lung full of cigarette /cigar smoke when cycling by smokers in their cars.

    Almost as bad a dirty diesel.

    Both should be banned.
    With two cie buses and about a dozens cars going passed as well?

    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    So im walking along in town minding my own fuckin business and I light up a cigar. This Japanese woman comes along and puts a mask over her face. Well excuse me. FFS it was in the city centre, two buses and cars were flying past, fumes exixting buildings and chimneys and this moron only sees my cigar. No wonder they were nuked. They should be nuked again as they have f'all manners. At least She saw me coming unlike the yanks at Pearl harbour.

    cheeky bitch,
    Westside.
    are you sure you didn't Fart, Westie,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Banger View Post
    are you sure you didn't Fart, Westie,
    Yes Im sure. I unlike some can control my bowels.

    Westside.

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    Was it a Hamlet or similiar?

    Try a Romeo y Julieta, a beautiful cuban cigar, hand rolled on the inner thighs of nublile beauties.

    The "Decent Cigar Emporium" have them.

    The ladies will be following the aroma like Monica Lewinsky

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    Sorry

    In the wrong place

    Thought the thread "Cheeky Bastards" was another discussion of SlavetoYou's avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Was it a Hamlet or similiar?

    Try a Romeo y Julieta, a beautiful cuban cigar, hand rolled on the inner thighs of nublile beauties.

    The "Decent Cigar Emporium" have them.

    The ladies will be following the aroma like Monica Lewinsky
    Seen documentary on TV.

    Cigar brand I saw seemed to be rolled on the thighs of corpulent grandmothers.

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    She should have given you a swift kick in the stones

    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    So im walking along in town minding my own fuckin business and I light up a cigar. This Japanese woman comes along and puts a mask over her face. Well excuse me. FFS it was in the city centre, two buses and cars were flying past, fumes exixting buildings and chimneys and this moron only sees my cigar. No wonder they were nuked. They should be nuked again as they have f'all manners. At least She saw me coming unlike the yanks at Pearl harbour.

    cheeky bitch,
    Westside.

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    and a dodgy catalytic converter farting smells

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