http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick/
Note the word "Christian". Thats the key. Nothing about Ala, Buddha, or whoever else. Its a christians holiday for christians. The only part I dont believe is him banishing snakes for our shores cause my aunt is still here. A special breed of snake she is. You wouldnt want to go kicking a ball into this fuckin slant.
Westside.