Saint Patricks day - A seasonal rant.

[Westsidex]

I say the same thing every single year. Why do poeple who are not Christians and not Irish celebrate this *shite? I mean I dont bath in green rivers, walk mountains barefoot or shave my head and wear an Orange cardigan? Oh its money for us? Really? So how can New York for eg make money for us? In fact it costs us money me thinks. I mean Irish holidays seem to be for everyone nowadays. I mean can you imagine some guy from the foothills of the Pakistan / Indian border. Lets call him Karsmha. So heres Karsmha, standing there watching the green parade, his republican tats only matched by the glow of his Celtic jersey. Common ffs. Where does this shit end eh?

* I never really understood this parade anyway? Oh its for kids? Really? The kids are the adults ffs. I remember being dragged to this crap and I looked at Irish adults, grown men and women and thought "what are you doing?" I mean look at the fuckin thing? Grown adults pushing strange implements and making a whole load of what can only be described as noise waving at equally retarded adults who wave back?????????? People say fuck the parade, you can get pissed. Just as well isnt it? I mean Id get grossly pissed if I was tortured looking at rubbish like this.

thanks for reading,
Westside.