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    1- I Hate spiders

    2- The only good spider is a dead one.

    3-Tescos, never again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    1- I Hate spiders

    2- The only good spider is a dead one.

    3-Tescos, never again.
    its not the first time these spiders have been found in banananas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    its not the first time these spiders have been found in banananas
    It's a good job I hate bananas so.


    When I'm gently bringing the poor old spider outside for my better half (I kill the fucker).


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    They should call them Viagra Spiders, it,s a wonder she did,nt give the spider to her husband
    Maybe she,s spoilt


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    I won't be buying bananas from Tesco all too soon I guess.
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    What if......

    You bite the spider first?

    Does it suffer a four hour bout of horniness?

    Kinky little bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    What if......

    You bite the spider first?

    Does it suffer a four hour bout of horniness?

    Kinky little bastards
    Not if you bite him on his dick


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    Can you get them spiders over the counter or do you need a prescription??

    Not that I need them of course; just curious like!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    Not if you bite him on his dick
    I think they're female buddy.


    And no....... You cannot ride them you horny old divil

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