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    When visiting an escort do you use the stairs or the elevator?


    I strongly recommend using the stairs!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    When visiting an escort do you use the stairs or the elevator?


    I strongly recommend using the stairs!


    Good one

    I,ll still take the elevator


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    I usually prefer the stairs.

    However, I recall one hotel, the girl was one the thirteenth floor,...........

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    I usually instruct my helicopter pilot to fling me into the window of the escorts abode while Im hanging from an absail line underneath it. this whole procedure requires a 24/hr appointment usually and lots of tips so the ladies love it.

    - crashing through her window

    - cost and more importantly time for repairing it

    - the sexually fun part of the day and shopping trips to ease her anxiety and smooth things over


    but to the lightweight james bond role players out there I say amateurs, youre doin it wrong

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    Well when it's the eight floor it has to be the elevator! Or else won't last 10 mins
    This time & companionship Larky tires me out!
    Last edited by UB40; 10-03-15 at 22:42.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    I usually instruct my helicopter pilot to fling me into the window of the escorts abode while Im hanging from an absail line underneath it. this whole procedure requires a 24/hr appointment usually and lots of tips so the ladies love it.

    - crashing through her window

    - cost and more importantly time for repairing it

    - the sexually fun part of the day and shopping trips to ease her anxiety and smooth things over


    but to the lightweight james bond role players out there I say amateurs, youre doin it wrong
    ............And all because the lady loves Milk Tray no doubt!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Usually request roof top views in key carded hotels, that way, guys are worn out by the time they reach me.
    . a very clever tactic!


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    Have to say I would have died of a heart attack if I was on the end of that prank.

    I'm so scared of little girl ghosts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    When visiting an escort do you use the stairs or the elevator?


    I strongly recommend using the stairs!


    Does yer wan holding the doll advertise on here? I'm sure I have seen her in Sandyford
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy View Post
    Have to say I would have died of a heart attack if I was on the end of that prank.

    I'm so scared of little girl ghosts...

    A big man ghost would be cool though right?

    Send nudes

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