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    Default Bad bug going round

    I intended to visit an Escort tonight but got a bug, started this morning, can't get warm, have headaches and iffy tummy, I hardly ever get bugs but this one has knocked me back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton View Post
    I intended to visit an Escort tonight but got a bug, started this morning, can't get warm, have headaches and iffy tummy, I hardly ever get bugs but this one has knocked me back
    Sounds like the flu but it could also be your time of the month!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klittyliker View Post
    Sounds like the flu but it could also be your time of the month!!
    well if it is it'll be a first for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton View Post
    I intended to visit an Escort tonight but got a bug, started this morning, can't get warm, have headaches and iffy tummy, I hardly ever get bugs but this one has knocked me back
    Same happened me a couple of weeks ago. Had planned to meet a lady and then got sick. Then to make matters worse while I

    was getting better she retires

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    I have all those symptoms, but was attributing it to missed sleep.

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    diagnosis: man flu

    treatment: htfu and be thankfull its not the actual flu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton View Post
    I intended to visit an Escort tonight but got a bug, started this morning, can't get warm, have headaches and iffy tummy, I hardly ever get bugs but this one has knocked me back
    could be HIV or the early stages of AIDS
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    could be HIV or the early stages of AIDS
    you really know how to cheer a guy up Meursault, scare them half to death

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton View Post
    you really know how to cheer a guy up Meursault, scare them half to death
    yea nothing like waking up with a bad case of karposi's sarcoma
    Last edited by Meursault; 11-03-15 at 22:49.
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    Sit on the throne hold onto the handles and shit it out and when the tank is empty pour a large brandy and port

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