Escort directions

[mexicanpete]

I have seen some disparaging and stupid remarks on here recently about the ability of clients to follow directions to an escort’s apartment.

The clarity with which an escort can hear a client does not necessarily reflect the clarity with which a client can hear her. Intelligent escorts realise that;

A, clients are likely using a cheap ‘punting’ phone with poor acoustics.
B, mobile reception can be very poor in some areas for some providers.
C, escorts rarely have clear diction or pronunciation and different accents can be difficult to interpret
D, wind, traffic and other background noises can make it very difficult to hear someone clearly on a mobile
E, When a client is not sure that he has heard something correctly, it is natural and prudent to repeat it for confirmation.


Over the years I have had many clear directions that have been easy to follow but many directions that have been almost impossible to decipher. I think that every escort should devise a simple, concise text message with directions that she can send to clients if they appear to have a difficulty understanding her. The escort should ask her clients to help perfect the message from a client’s viewpoint.

If clients are finding it difficult to follow your directions you need to ask what you are doing wrong and not blame the clients.

[Cosa Nostra]

I have seen some disparaging and stupid remarks on here recently about the ability of clients to follow directions to an escort’s apartment.

The clarity with which an escort can hear a client does not necessarily reflect the clarity with which a client can hear her. Intelligent escorts realise that;

A, clients are likely using a cheap ‘punting’ phone with poor acoustics.
B, mobile reception can be very poor in some areas for some providers.
C, escorts rarely have clear diction or pronunciation and different accents can be difficult to interpret
D, wind, traffic and other background noises can make it very difficult to hear someone clearly on a mobile
E, When a client is not sure that he has heard something correctly, it is natural and prudent to repeat it for confirmation.


Over the years I have had many clear directions that have been easy to follow but many directions that have been almost impossible to decipher. I think that every escort should devise a simple, concise text message with directions that she can send to clients if they appear to have a difficulty understanding her. The escort should ask her clients to help perfect the message from a client’s viewpoint.

If clients are finding it difficult to follow your directions you need to ask what you are doing wrong and not blame the clients.

Maybe you just have a build up of wax in you ears?

[mexicanpete]

Maybe you just have a build up of wax in you ears?

F, a build up of wax in the ears

G, hearing not what it used to be but refuse to wear hearing aid

H, ??????????????????????????

[funlover12]

and maybe youre a white night
also I will add the most important one, understand that left and right changes depending on what way you are facing, so first instruction should be "face/look at/ ........the church, turn right/left/look behind you and.see the..."

Maybe you just have a build up of wax in you ears?

[SmallHorn]

and maybe youre a white night
also Iwill add the most important one, understand that left and right changes depending on what way you are facing

Always bring a compass

[ford pefect]

I have seen some disparaging and stupid remarks on here recently about the ability of clients to follow directions to an escort’s apartment.

The clarity with which an escort can hear a client does not necessarily reflect the clarity with which a client can hear her. Intelligent escorts realise that;

A, clients are likely using a cheap ‘punting’ phone with poor acoustics.
B, mobile reception can be very poor in some areas for some providers.
C, escorts rarely have clear diction or pronunciation and different accents can be difficult to interpret
D, wind, traffic and other background noises can make it very difficult to hear someone clearly on a mobile
E, When a client is not sure that he has heard something correctly, it is natural and prudent to repeat it for confirmation.


Over the years I have had many clear directions that have been easy to follow but many directions that have been almost impossible to decipher. I think that every escort should devise a simple, concise text message with directions that she can send to clients if they appear to have a difficulty understanding her. The escort should ask her clients to help perfect the message from a client’s viewpoint.

If clients are finding it difficult to follow your directions you need to ask what you are doing wrong and not blame the clients.

Spot on Mexican Pete , a simple text.Doesn't have to have exact address ,
Just get you nearby ,i have given up a couple of times due to bad directions

[Sexy Sandy 69]

I have seen some disparaging and stupid remarks on here recently about the ability of clients to follow directions to an escort’s apartment.

The clarity with which an escort can hear a client does not necessarily reflect the clarity with which a client can hear her. Intelligent escorts realise that;

A, clients are likely using a cheap ‘punting’ phone with poor acoustics.
B, mobile reception can be very poor in some areas for some providers.
C, escorts rarely have clear diction or pronunciation and different accents can be difficult to interpret
D, wind, traffic and other background noises can make it very difficult to hear someone clearly on a mobile
E, When a client is not sure that he has heard something correctly, it is natural and prudent to repeat it for confirmation.


Over the years I have had many clear directions that have been easy to follow but many directions that have been almost impossible to decipher. I think that every escort should devise a simple, concise text message with directions that she can send to clients if they appear to have a difficulty understanding her. The escort should ask her clients to help perfect the message from a client’s viewpoint.

If clients are finding it difficult to follow your directions you need to ask what you are doing wrong and not blame the clients.

Sending a text is not advisable, we get a lot of location seekers, guys who want to find out where you are working from & possibility cause trouble. The usual set up is you ring to confirm, ring from a landmark then you are directed to the apartment. This ensures the discretion of a 'working' apartment or your location. To send out a text with directions to your location, is asking for trouble. I've never had anyone complain that they haven't understood my directions.

Sandy x

[funlover12]

Sending a text is not advisable, we get a lot of location seekers, guys who want to find out where you are working from & possibility cause trouble. The usual set up is you ring to confirm, ring from a landmark then you are directed to the apartment. This ensures the discretion of a 'working' apartment or your location. To send out a text with directions to your location, is asking for trouble. I've never had anyone complain that they haven't understood my directions.

Sandy x

you quite clearly speak native english though, its very different with non natives

also youre not on the street with surrounding noise and distractions

[TonyB]

I like getting a text. My hearing isn't the best.

[SmallHorn]

I like getting a text. My hearing isn't the best.

What??????




Jokes.

I feel ya, hearing is suspect.


Could smell a jam donut from 2 miles away & could see someone drop a fiver from 900mtrs though