Anyone here a catholic. i used to be, then I reached the age of reason and realised that the guy the other side of the confessional was the perv, not me. Imagine a grown man wanting to know the secret thoughts of a child.
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Anyone here a catholic. i used to be, then I reached the age of reason and realised that the guy the other side of the confessional was the perv, not me. Imagine a grown man wanting to know the secret thoughts of a child.
I hear tom rambo is a catholic
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90% of us are Roman Catholics in Ireland and once baptised will always be.
Well do we believe anymore?? Maybe that should be the question
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
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All the fiddly widdlies in the choir brings back fond memories. The Church was always so sexed. Felt all those fathers needed a bit of fun n action to help them unwind. You had to be pretty wise n cunning to get through a Church school with your cherry intact.
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Ah, I remember Dave Allen.
He used to tell a joke. (Many jokes actually). But this one I particularly like.
A man accuses his friend of not being a good Catholic.
The man responds by saying he is a good Catholic because he always goes to Chapel on Sunday.
Not only does he go to Chapel on Sunday but he goes to Chapel on most weekdays.
He also is a member of Opus Dei.
And the Legion of Mary.
He has broken the windows of many a protestant and non-practising Catholic.
He was also a member of the IRA and took part in many sectarian murders
The man is not impressed. He asks him, are you a good Catholic, do you believe in God?
He replies, believe in God? I may be a good Catholic, but I am not a bloody fanatic.
Many a true word is spoken in jest. There are many good Catholics but few fanatics, who actually believe in a God.
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