Famous last words

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George Johnson (unknown)

* "Here lies George Johnson
Hanged by mistake, 1882
He was right
We was wrong
But we strung him up
And now he's gone"
Found on Boot Hill, Tombstone, AZ

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Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

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Here lies the body of Martha Dias,
Who was always uneasy, but not over pious;
She lived to the age of three score and ten,
And gave that to the worms she refused to the men.

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Here lies mangled Hiriam Brown
Peered up the shaft to see
If the elevator was coming down.
It was.

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Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
Born a virgin, but died a harlot
For sixteen years she kept her virginity
A marvelous thing for this vicinity

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Here lies a miser who lived for himself,
Who cared for nothing but gathering wealth.
Now where he is and how he fares;
Nobody knows and nobody cares

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Here lies an atheist
He's all dressed up
With no place to go

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Here lies Frank McGloan
By a gun he's dead
Was caught in bed
With a wife that wasn't his own

Here lies the father of 29
There would have been more
But he ran out of have time

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This wallpaper is killing me; one of us has to go!

–the last words of Oscar Wilde

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* Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!
Who: Groucho Marx