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    Thumbs up Ovulation time is Sexy time!

    Humans are unusual in that females accept males for “recreational” sex even when they are not close to ovulation, whereas all other mammals only attract and allow males to mate with them during “heat” (“procreational” sex).

    However a scientific article in Evolution and Human Behaviour (http://www.unm.edu/~gfmiller/cycle_effects_on_tips.pdf) has proven that lap dancers earn significantly more in tips around the time they ovulate (if they are not on the pill). This proves that ladies are unconsciously sexier when they have high oestrogen levels, similar to other mammals that display signs of heat. This is the optimum time to visit an escort!

    Ladies like to keep their personal details private so are very unlikely to disclose when they are close to ovulation, but from observing certain patterns in their dates of advertising (e.g. work for 3 weeks then a week off), you can predict the best time. Also around the time of ovulation they will feel sexier, so are more likely to post more flirty / sexy comments on the boards, upload new sexy photos, send suggestive PM’ s to you, befriend you, get an increase in very positive reviews etc.

    Ladies here may be in denial about this but it’s your basic mammalian instinct, so you can’t fight it (unless of course you are on the pill).

    Anyway, I have been studying closely a few ladies here and reckon I have identified one who will be ovulating next week. Hopefully she will still be advertising in my locality and I can try to organise a meeting. Should be brilliant!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Humans are unusual in that females accept males for “recreational” sex even when they are not close to ovulation, whereas all other mammals only attract and allow males to mate with them during “heat” (“procreational” sex).

    However a scientific article in Evolution and Human Behaviour (http://www.unm.edu/~gfmiller/cycle_effects_on_tips.pdf) has proven that lap dancers earn significantly more in tips around the time they ovulate (if they are not on the pill). This proves that ladies are unconsciously sexier when they have high oestrogen levels, similar to other mammals that display signs of heat. This is the optimum time to visit an escort!

    Ladies like to keep their personal details private so are very unlikely to disclose when they are close to ovulation, but from observing certain patterns in their dates of advertising (e.g. work for 3 weeks then a week off), you can predict the best time. Also around the time of ovulation they will feel sexier, so are more likely to post more flirty / sexy comments on the boards, upload new sexy photos, send suggestive PM’ s to you, befriend you, get an increase in very positive reviews etc.

    Ladies here may be in denial about this but it’s your basic mammalian instinct, so you can’t fight it (unless of course you are on the pill).

    Anyway, I have been studying closely a few ladies here and reckon I have identified one who will be ovulating next week. Hopefully she will still be advertising in my locality and I can try to organise a meeting. Should be brilliant!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Humans are unusual in that females accept males for “recreational” sex even when they are not close to ovulation, whereas all other mammals only attract and allow males to mate with them during “heat” (“procreational” sex).

    However a scientific article in Evolution and Human Behaviour (http://www.unm.edu/~gfmiller/cycle_effects_on_tips.pdf) has proven that lap dancers earn significantly more in tips around the time they ovulate (if they are not on the pill). This proves that ladies are unconsciously sexier when they have high oestrogen levels, similar to other mammals that display signs of heat. This is the optimum time to visit an escort!

    Ladies like to keep their personal details private so are very unlikely to disclose when they are close to ovulation, but from observing certain patterns in their dates of advertising (e.g. work for 3 weeks then a week off), you can predict the best time. Also around the time of ovulation they will feel sexier, so are more likely to post more flirty / sexy comments on the boards, upload new sexy photos, send suggestive PM’ s to you, befriend you, get an increase in very positive reviews etc.

    Ladies here may be in denial about this but it’s your basic mammalian instinct, so you can’t fight it (unless of course you are on the pill).

    Anyway, I have been studying closely a few ladies here and reckon I have identified one who will be ovulating next week. Hopefully she will still be advertising in my locality and I can try to organise a meeting. Should be brilliant!!
    how do you explain a horny woman already post menopausal...may be some flaws to your research. lol
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    This made me laugh nearly as much as the Samlad looses the plot thread
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    That's a bit creepy.

    So how do you explain me then. I don't have periods nor am I on the pill. I don't react to any dates I react to how clients are with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamanthaAngelManchester View Post
    That's a bit creepy.

    So how do you explain me then. I don't have periods nor am I on the pill. I don't react to any dates I react to how clients are with me.
    I’m only an amateur gynaecologist, but being over 40 I assume you may be post menopause, which is a normal occurrence. Again, being humans, post-menopausal women do engage in, and enjoy, sexual activities, but the absence of oestrogen means that subconsciously you may not be a “sexy” as a woman around the time of ovulation.

    Besides, I would need to carry out a thorough physical exam to rule out any other possible causes. This, of course, would be free of charge to maintain my amateur status.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    I’m only an amateur gynaecologist, but being over 40 I assume you may be post menopause, which is a normal occurrence. Again, being humans, post-menopausal women do engage in, and enjoy, sexual activities, but the absence of oestrogen means that subconsciously you may not be a “sexy” as a woman around the time of ovulation.

    Besides, I would need to carry out a thorough physical exam to rule out any other possible causes. This, of course, would be free of charge to maintain my amateur status.
    Nope I not gone through that. I a little young to be going through the change at 41. Scientists change their opinions all the time so don't believe everything you read on the internet. What's good and healthy today is a risk tomorrow etc.

    And the other flaw in your method is how do you know when looking at girls schedules they taking the time off for a period? I always took time off every month but it wasn't for that, I always worked through them. As do many!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamanthaAngelManchester View Post
    Nope I not gone through that. I a little young to be going through the change at 41. Scientists change their opinions all the time so don't believe everything you read on the internet. What's good and healthy today is a risk tomorrow etc.

    And the other flaw in your method is how do you know when looking at girls schedules they taking the time off for a period? I always took time off every month but it wasn't for that, I always worked through them. As do many!
    Working through them, really suprises me as well as fecking up my plans.

    I admire your dedication.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Lauren View Post
    how do you explain a horny woman already post menopausal...may be some flaws to your research. lol
    Possibly HRT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Lauren View Post
    how do you explain a horny woman already post menopausal...may be some flaws to your research. lol
    Hey Lauren, I've done a bit more medical research and discovered a condition you may be suffering from, it called "nymphomania", no known cure....great!

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