How escorts can help with new law

[mexicanpete]

Personally I just happen to have the best looking psychologist in the country.

I understand entirely. She can access your psyche through your penis, in a totally non sexual way of course.

You know as well as I do that it does not help to be smart with the police or judges. You need to be respectful and convincing. The police will have to accept that you only paid for a massage as there will be no evidence to the contrary.

[sixfourblond]

I understand entirely. She can access your psyche through your penis, in a totally non sexual way of course.

You know as well as I do that it does not help to be smart with the police or judges. You need to be respectful and convincing. The police will have to accept that you only paid for a massage as there will be no evidence to the contrary.

Omg do you not believe me. Lol...this new law is nonsense. It's to stop trafficking...not one to one encounters...it's the same with the misuse of drugs act. The hysteria on these boards is exactly that...hysteria.

[mexicanpete]

Omg do you not believe me. Lol...this new law is nonsense. It's to stop trafficking...not one to one encounters...it's the same with the misuse of drugs act. The hysteria on these boards is exactly that...hysteria.

I was actually thinking about how unlike the misuse of drugs act this proposed new law is. Are the Government going to legalise pushers while criminalising those buying for self-use. In the same way, the Government could decide that it was legal for politicians to accept bribes but a criminal act for anyone to offer them. The concept of it being legal to sell something and illegal to buy it is nonsensical to my mind

[bollocks]

If this new law comes into force, it will be important for clients to have a believable and legal alternate reason for visiting an escort. I think that it would be good if escorts would add something along the lines of the text below to their profile;

‘For my many clients who wish only to relax for a while in pleasant company, I offer my special de-stress massage of the back, shoulders and neck with a choice of oils. I can guarantee that you will leave relaxed and rejuvenated.’


This will give her clients a legitimate reason for visiting and make it impossible to prosecute her clients unless they say something stupid to incriminate themselves. I believe that if an escort adds this to her website, the police will know full well that they would be wasting their time waiting outside her door.

The gestapo will probably bring you to the local garda station, and inability to cum will be sufficient proof, that you came,,,,and are guilty

[mexicanpete]

The gestapo will probably bring you to the local garda station, and inability to cum will be sufficient proof, that you came,,,,and are guilty

If they want to have a realistic test, they will at least have to have a cute policewoman bend over, raise her skirt and pull down her panties. Even at my age I could get up for that.

[bootboy]

If this new law comes into force, it will be important for clients to have a believable and legal alternate reason for visiting an escort. I think that it would be good if escorts would add something along the lines of the text below to their profile;

‘For my many clients who wish only to relax for a while in pleasant company, I offer my special de-stress massage of the back, shoulders and neck with a choice of oils. I can guarantee that you will leave relaxed and rejuvenated.’


This will give her clients a legitimate reason for visiting and make it impossible to prosecute her clients unless they say something stupid to incriminate themselves. I believe that if an escort adds this to her website, the police will know full well that they would be wasting their time waiting outside her door.

We are often told that some guys just pay for the company and there is nothing illegal about that. So probably there are many ways in which punters/escorts can defeat this. Good thinking.

The guy is not looking for a good defence, he is looking for something that prevents any garda investigation at all. Prosecutions must be avoided.

[mexicanpete]

We are often told that some guys just pay for the company and there is nothing illegal about that. So probably there are many ways in which punters/escorts can defeat this. Good thinking.

The guy is not looking for a good defence, he is looking for something that prevents any garda investigation at all. Prosecutions must be avoided.

Once a punter is polite and firm in his assertion that all that he paid for and received was a massage, then all that a police officer can do is wish him goodnight.

[Sexy Samantha British]

Once a punter is polite and firm in his assertion that all that he paid for and received was a massage, then all that a police officer can do is wish him goodnight.

Fair play to you, let us all know if that works should you get arrested. Although I somewhat imagine once you confirmed you have called an escort the police would let the judge decide whether you are guilty or not.

If clients didn't look like clients standing outside apartment blocks looking up at windows with phones to their ears, then it be a lot easier for you to come and go just as normal civilians. So go to the landmark the lady asks of you, listen carefully to her instructions of how to find her and stay off your phones near the apartment block and you will be fine. Most of us ladies work extremely discreetly, you all need to calm down and trust we wont put you in harms way.

[xagerate]

Fair play to you, let us all know if that works should you get arrested. Although I somewhat imagine once you confirmed you have called an escort the police would let the judge decide whether you are guilty or not.

If clients didn't look like clients standing outside apartment blocks looking up at windows with phones to their ears, then it be a lot easier for you to come and go just as normal civilians. So go to the landmark the lady asks of you, listen carefully to her instructions of how to find her and stay off your phones near the apartment block and you will be fine. Most of us ladies work extremely discreetly, you all need to calm down and trust we wont put you in harms way.

You may be meticulous Samantha about directions /apartment location or floor etc....but believe me,some of the ladies are on a different planet when it comes to guiding a low flying punter in to land!.

Not a criticism of anyone, but a genuine observation that is 100% accurate .

[Sexy Samantha British]

You may be meticulous Samantha about directions /apartment location or floor etc....but believe me,some of the ladies are on a different planet when it comes to guiding a low flying punter in to land!.

Not a criticism of anyone, but a genuine observation that is 100% accurate .

Yes I can appreciate that, especially if there is a language barrier. But that's where it comes down to the potential client when picking a lady and making a booking as to if he feels comfy and for girls to learn there locations, landmarks and directions.

Lots of chaps follow instructions and come and go unnoticed, but some men have no sense of direction when they have an erection. But I still get amazed at how indiscreet and inconsiderate some are even when they have visited before in the same location. Hopefully these chaps will learn how to be more discreet or other clients and ladies could pay the consequences.