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    If this new law comes into force, it will be important for clients to have a believable and legal alternate reason for visiting an escort. I think that it would be good if escorts would add something along the lines of the text below to their profile;

    ‘For my many clients who wish only to relax for a while in pleasant company, I offer my special de-stress massage of the back, shoulders and neck with a choice of oils. I can guarantee that you will leave relaxed and rejuvenated.’


    This will give her clients a legitimate reason for visiting and make it impossible to prosecute her clients unless they say something stupid to incriminate themselves. I believe that if an escort adds this to her website, the police will know full well that they would be wasting their time waiting outside her door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mexicanpete View Post


    If this new law comes into force, it will be important for clients to have a believable and legal alternate reason for visiting an escort. I think that it would be good if escorts would add something along the lines of the text below to their profile;

    ‘For my many clients who wish only to relax for a while in pleasant company, I offer my special de-stress massage of the back, shoulders and neck with a choice of oils. I can guarantee that you will leave relaxed and rejuvenated.’


    This will give her clients a legitimate reason for visiting and make it impossible to prosecute her clients unless they say something stupid to incriminate themselves. I believe that if an escort adds this to her website, the police will know full well that they would be wasting their time waiting outside her door.
    Its only going to be illegal if the clients pays for sex so the ladycould solve this by not accepting cash, instead the client could bring a substantial gift(s) instead, maybe 3 boxes of chocolates instead of the usual one or 3 bottles of plonk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Banger View Post
    Its only going to be illegal if the clients pays for sex so the ladycould solve this by not accepting cash, instead the client could bring a substantial gift(s) instead, maybe 3 boxes of chocolates instead of the usual one or 3 bottles of plonk!
    I realise that you are being jocular. That said, if there is any acknowledgement that sex took place, it would be difficult to argue that it was not paid for in some way. I would assume that 'payment' in terms of the law would have a very wide interpretation. it will be necessary to have a legitimate, non sexual reason for visiting the girl in her apartment.

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    it is going to take some much work for gardai to sting somebody. they might do it for optics in first few months but cops arent going expend shit loads catch a couple dudes

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    New Garda human exploitation units Might be put on the case...

    http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland...es-315625.html

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    How much do you pay for chocolates

    Quote Originally Posted by Young Banger View Post
    Its only going to be illegal if the clients pays for sex so the ladycould solve this by not accepting cash, instead the client could bring a substantial gift(s) instead, maybe 3 boxes of chocolates instead of the usual one or 3 bottles of plonk!
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    and some takeaway

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylove69 View Post
    How much do you pay for chocolates
    How much does he pay for escorts?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mexicanpete View Post


    If this new law comes into force, it will be important for clients to have a believable and legal alternate reason for visiting an escort. I think that it would be good if escorts would add something along the lines of the text below to their profile;

    ‘For my many clients who wish only to relax for a while in pleasant company, I offer my special de-stress massage of the back, shoulders and neck with a choice of oils. I can guarantee that you will leave relaxed and rejuvenated.’


    This will give her clients a legitimate reason for visiting and make it impossible to prosecute her clients unless they say something stupid to incriminate themselves. I believe that if an escort adds this to her website, the police will know full well that they would be wasting their time waiting outside her door.
    Personally I just happen to have the best looking psychologist in the country.

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    well it does beg that question, but if memory serves me correctly he does not see escorts, So I was wondering where he got his chocolates and how much he pays if he suggesting that 3 boxes is enough

    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    How much does he pay for escorts?
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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