Death of a Frog

[samlad]

Well, folks. I think the 'Hitler Samlad' was quite an appropriate video to post at this time, as 'Samlad' will be departing on Friday 13th (again, how appropriate). I have been working for E-I and the sister websites since July 2010, so almost five years. Now it is time for me to move on to pastures new.

I have actually been hired as a Quantum Physicist for NASA and I will be helping devise a new fuel formula for their space rockets. This will just be a little hobby until I am recalled in 2020, when I will be shipped to Mars to start colonising and terraforming the planet for generations to come. Their satellites will have Wi-Fi, and the delay is only 20 minutes, so if I pop back on E-I to tell you all how to live your lives, please give me a bit of slack, would ye's?

Anyway, I thought I would let you all know now so that you can start referring things to the very competent (and reasonable) Lillie and Floki, and of course, that little office hottie Nicole will still be around, although my (almost) five years here have still not enabled me to get into her knickers

Like Marmite, some people hate me, some people love me, a bit like that bum-headed buffoon Simon Cowell from the X-Factor. Every community needs its resident-arse hole and I happened to be well suited for that role.

For those of you that do hate me...



It isn't goodbye just yet, so I'll leave it there for now.