Sophie the best gfe ....

[Clyde]

I've been feeling kind of lonely, so I decided to treat myself to Sophie. She was stunning and she told me she'd give me the full girlfriend experience.

I sat and watched Sky Sports News for an hour whilst she read a magazine. Then, she complained because the house was messy before she finally told me that we weren't going to have sex because she had a headache.

Best €400 I've ever