"Real Irish" escorts

[Cosa Nostra]

Nationalities have always been controversial on EI. Some believe that owning an Irish Setter qualifies for an Irish passport. Don't want to sound racist here, i love everyone, but don't like being deceived.

Anyway, I am trying to develop a questionnaire to verify Irishness.

Answer the following Yes or No:

Do you eat potatoes at least 5 days per week?

Can you say the Hail Mary?

Do you use the words "Grand so"?

Do you make porridge and a cup of tea for breakfast?

Do you wear Primark clothes?

Do you put salt on your dinner before you even taste it?

Do you know the first line of our National Anthem?

Do you understand what "terribly good" means?

Do you feel a tiny bit guilty on Sunday mornings for not going to mass?

Do you support Glasgow Celtic?

Do you hate the Irish language?

Greater than 8/11 will do for me!

Slàn.