"Real Irish" escorts

[ScratchMyItchyWhole]

I love it when men try to impress me, regardless if they get it right or not, its always a 8 out of 10 for effort. Thought all Irish threads when being taken down, you must be impressing someone honey. Lol

Have a good week.

Lady Von Teese

Really, So does it have to be a Lebanese restaurant then, wouldn't a Chinese not do

[bigbigjim]

Are you forgetting about Jack Charlton's rules on being Irish???

[Petros]

Answer the following Yes or No:

Do you eat potatoes at least 5 days per week? No

Can you say the Hail Mary? Yes

Do you use the words "Grand so"? No

Do you make porridge and a cup of tea for breakfast? No

Do you wear Primark clothes? No

Do you put salt on your dinner before you even taste it? No

Do you know the first line of our National Anthem? No

Do you understand what "terribly good" means? Yes

Do you feel a tiny bit guilty on Sunday mornings for not going to mass? No

Do you support Glasgow Celtic? No

Do you hate the Irish language? No

I think I better go and check my birth cert and passport — evidently I am not Irish — where the hell am I from?

[Ladyvonteese]

Of course I have eaten Chinese food but some times it can put me off knowing the fact that the protein in it is in fact insects (crickets) hope this is not going to put anyone off eating it.

I am also a little OCD (so like everything to be clean) so that fact that in Arabic culture they will not use the same hand when cooking and going to the loo, is good plus the food is so healthy and the taste is just Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Lady Von Teese

Really, So does it have to be a Lebanese restaurant then, wouldn't a Chinese not do

[ScratchMyItchyWhole]

Of course I have eaten Chinese food but some times it can put me off knowing the fact that the protein in it is in fact insects (crickets) hope this is not going to put anyone off eating it.

I am also a little OCD (so like everything to be clean) so that fact that in Arabic culture they will not use the same hand when cooking and going to the loo, is good plus the food is so healthy and the taste is just Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Lady Von Teese

Its not, i'm just eating one while typing this in fact, yum yum

Are you sure because you usually wouldn't use ( if you had any sense at all ) your weakest hand to wipe your bottom nor would you use it while cooking, strongest hand always, I dont know about customs but its makes just basic common sense to me

[Naughtynatalie]

some seem to like to reiterate the 'Irish' thing a bit too much, maybe they think it will gain them more clients

It comes across a wee bit desperate to me, but each to their own

[Catriona]

I don't like potatoes - gonna hand my passport back.

[Naughtynatalie]

I don't like potatoes - gonna hand my passport back.

omg how can you not like potatoes?

Its a criminal offense you know, the guards will be after you now

My friends laugh at me because no matter where I am in the world I always ask for a side of potatoes & butter!

[Catriona]

omg how can you not like potatoes?

Its a criminal offense you know, the guards will be after you now

My friends laugh at me because no matter where I am in the world I always ask for a side of potatoes & butter!

I think the doctor dropped me on my head as a baby either that or I have some terrible repressed memory of how I was done wrong by potato.

I've tried hard to like potatoes, but it was obviously neanever meant to be

[Naughtynatalie]

I think the doctor dropped me on my head as a baby either that or I have some terrible repressed memory of how I was done wrong by potato.

I've tried hard to like potatoes, but it was obviously neanever meant to be

Aw bless you, I did laugh at your post, sorry hun
Dont worry though, I eat enough potatoes for two so your passport should safe