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    I was in Puerto Banus last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heffer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.

    She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number"!
    I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
    She said, "I sure do."
    I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    I was in Puerto Banus last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heffer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.

    She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number"!
    I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
    She said, "I sure do."
    I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."
    Clyde, is that what the talent been reduced to out there

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    You are soooo rude….

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    That made me laugh my coffee out my nose lol!!!
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    A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the row where the bulls were penned. As they approached the first bull, they saw a sign attached to his pen door. It said:

    "This bull mated 50 times last year."

    The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year! You
    know, you might learn something from him."

    They proceed to the next bull, and the sign on his pen stated:

    "This bull mated 365 times last year."

    The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
    That's ONCE A DAY! Boy, you could REALLY learn from this one!"

    The man turns to his wife and says sourly, "Why don't you go up and ask the breeder if those 365 times were with the same damn cow?"
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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