If one is convicted under the new laws, if they ever come in, you can expect the following.
The press will be informed of an interesting case coming up.
The judge will give the appropriate sentence.
The gardai will mention to the press that the person just convicted is our old friend Bollocks
The press will report about Mr Bollock's travels and experiences etc, and Bollocks will not be able to sue. (in my opinion)
I do hope I am wrong.