So im in town the other day with a friend (i do soem ya know). He wants to go into to library to check something online. I says you go and I will come back later because these places are bollox. Against my better judgement I went in and immediately heard a huge round of applause. Just when I thought they were expecting me I see a large group of people huddled away in a cornor. All of them with goofy haircuts and silly folders. the speaker looked like he was going to start a rising instead of saying a shitty poem about a time in history that he knew fuck all about. Someone else wrote the poem ya know. A whole load of shit. Reciting crap that nobody knows or cares about. Mountains and rivers a roaming in the bogs. Poor fuckin crap. These idiots are a modern generation that turned up on tv in the last decade with a black nylon shirt and a space in the teeth complete with a silly haircut. They know nothing about anything.

Westside.