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    Default How to cheat on your wife/girlfriend/spouse

    You can add to this if you want, and be a help to your fellow punters/cheaters.

    The friend you tell today will be the former friend who rats you out tomorrow…. They will rat you out. They always do. Why? Because there are two types of friends:

    The friend who wants to bang your girlfriend.

    The friend who is an enemy in the future.

    STDs are real and there are lots of women (not escorts in my experience) who carry them. Especially among women who are willing to cheat with you. A diamond may be forever, but gonorreah lasts along time (not my experience, thank god). Get one, and you are screwed in more ways than one. Always use protection.

    Have a second phone (punting phone in escort hobby parlance).

    Don't hook up in public the chances are good that you will be spotted by someone you don't know who knows you, and knows your girlfriend. Not applicable with escorts.

    Loads more............

    But I want to here your advice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    You can add to this if you want, and be a help to your fellow punters/cheaters.

    The friend you tell today will be the former friend who rats you out tomorrow…. They will rat you out. They always do. Why? Because there are two types of friends:

    The friend who wants to bang your girlfriend.

    The friend who is an enemy in the future.

    STDs are real and there are lots of women (not escorts in my experience) who carry them. Especially among women who are willing to cheat with you. A diamond may be forever, but gonorreah lasts along time (not my experience, thank god). Get one, and you are screwed in more ways than one. Always use protection.

    Have a second phone (punting phone in escort hobby parlance).

    Don't hook up in public the chances are good that you will be spotted by someone you don't know who knows you, and knows your girlfriend. Not applicable with escorts.

    Loads more............

    But I want to here your advice?

    Stop posting whilst drunk.
    Last edited by Jiberjabber; 13-02-15 at 03:02. Reason: And it's spelt 'hear'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Stop posting whilst drunk.
    I'm stone cold sober, I just can't spell. yeah.

    I only post when drunk. I have better things to do when sober, what's your excuse?

    I think it is a class post. Punters helping punters with their hobbies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    I'm stone cold sober, I just can't spell. yeah.

    I only post when drunk. I have better things to do when sober, what's your excuse?

    I think it is a class post. Punters helping punters with their hobbies.

    I'm stupid, I don't need an excuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Stop posting whilst drunk.
    this is the most sense Ive heard him make in one post, dont spoil it and enjoy it while it lasts, until his next water and oxygen binge


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    I'm stupid, I don't need an excuse.
    I know that. Do you think I'm stupid?

    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    this is the most sense Ive heard him make in one post, dont spoil it and enjoy it while it lasts, until his next water and oxygen binge
    Thanks I think.

    Of course you both could stay on topic and contribute to my mega, super cool, helpful, it will last forever thread.

    Like the uber cool, experienced gentlemen (cheating bastards) you are.

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    Beware of taking advice from people who cheat on their wives girlfriends partners

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    Amen to that, if you are naughty shut the fuck up trust nobody, I learned the hard way.
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Amen to that, if you are naughty shut the fuck up trust nobody, I learned the hard way.
    Words of wisdom from one who knows
    There are some things NOBODY should ever find out about you.
    As was once said to me.
    We have all soiled our underwear at some stage of our lives.
    Nobody admits to it, nobody brags about it so why the fuck would you
    brag about something that if it became public knowledge could cause you untold
    personal damage.
    I am who I am and I am happy with who I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    I know that. Do you think I'm stupid?

    ...............

    Not at all.

    I've never understood the whole cheating thing, it always struck me as a rather cruel 'dog in the manger' mentality.

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